ironlordcumgoblin.bsky.social
NSFW | American in Britain | Assistant Professor in computing somewhere | Single and looking | Lewd, nude, and crude
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I like to think I am quite cuddly! I'd gladly let you be the judge of that, though.
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Aww, that's super cute. I'd gladly do that with you!
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Most gladly, given the chance!
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Insanely hot. Meet me in the locker room later š¤¤
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Yessir! You just let me get to work.
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Absolutely gorgeous!
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Yes Sirs! Gladly.
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Yes Sir! Iāll have that taken care of in no time ;)
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Thatās fucking gorgeous.
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Kisses and whatever else you need!
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I just got done dealing with that feeling too!
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I volunteer!!
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Oh absolutely.
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Maybe we'll run into each other! I thoroughly enjoyed myself visiting on those day visits last year, too, and it made me want to see about staying overnight or something.
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Oh man, are you talking about Rosebay?? Iām going to try and visit this summer. Seems like so much fun šš
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WOOF! That's a beautiful sight.
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It was my first international conference too š
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I missed a flight to a conference in Vilnius when I was in grad school because a) I had a metal cock ring on and b) my boyfriend at the time hid a gigantic dildo in my carry on bag... I feel you, and I'm glad that the TSA folks were kind hahah.
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The armpit hair sneaking out š¤¤
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God I miss 30Rock. As if Jack wasnāt already the hugest of crushes for me, this episode put me in the grave after this exchange.
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All yours whenever you want it!
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Absolutely gorgeous!
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Yes Sir! Gladly.
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Very good lookinā!
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Very much a fan of these videos!
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Oh my god more than anything!! The fun we could haveā¦
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Woof!! So hot.
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The amount of times I saw people either having sex, jerking off, or pissing on the train when I lived in Chicago was staggering tbh. And when I moved back after living in the UK during Covid, it was even worse! Incidental evidence obviously, but it is something I do kind of miss in a weird way lmao
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40% is pretty good to be honest. Some of this stuff (and some of the combinations of stuff, Jesus Christ) is pretty niche and definitely not everyoneās cup of tea. What was your result, just out of selfish curiosity?
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Looking fantastic man! Super handsome.
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Iām literally David minus the banging students part; I JUST ran into a group of 4 students and they were like āYou must remember us! We took your xxxxx class!ā
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Looking very handsome! I watched England lose to Ireland in Six Nations yesterday and while I still donāt fully get rugby, I really enjoy watching it.
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You should. Genuinely, Rich is one of the coolest dudes and so accommodating. No weird vibes, no sketchy stuff, just really comfortable the entire time.
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Every single sweater you show just makes me more envious of your collection. Where the hell do you get them? You just don't miss.
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Thank you Dadger š«
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Iāve blocked for less. I use blocking as a curation since there isnāt an algorithm on here, so Iād say keep doing what curates your experience to what you need it to be.
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A bedroom fireplace sounds amazing and I would very much like in (for that and forā¦ other reasons)
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Sports photography at all is difficult, but overexposing it and making it look natural is super difficult. These look great though! Keep doing it.
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Ooohhh. Thatās less nice. So no rom-com meet-cutes then.
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Might be that they have someone they want to set you up with now! My last neighbor when I lived in Texas did that, bless her heart.
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Ahh right! Well enjoy wherever youāre at, and Iāll make sure to at least try and keep catching your attention till youāre back in the UK. You keep posting too; your pictures are all so, so hot!! šš
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Mmm, jock under tux is one I havenāt had the opportunity to try yet, but would very much like to. Maybe we should get together for some formal fun!