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I wear pretty dresses, paint plastic chainsaw knights, and design video games. I'm pretty good at those things too. Formerly of Monolith Productions. Horny on main. (He/She/They)
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Real tempted to just end this cover letter with “Let’s fucking go.”

Do you live near Austin, TX? My friends are opening a book and game store soon!

The best fashion advice I’ve ever heard was “If you go out and nobody calls you gay, emo, or homeless, your fit is probably mid.”

Look, Oxford commas are great, and em dashes are tolerable, but when are we gonna focus on the true threat to the English language? What the fuck is up with HR and marketing people Capitalizing regular words to Indicate Emphasis. Why are we tolerating this Insipid Bullshit?

Watching the Witcher 4 UE 5 Demo, and struck by this sequence where the player bumps into a merchant, causing him to spill fruit. This prompts systemic reactions from nearby child and pig NPCs. It feels alive and fun. This reactiveness is neat, but is generally being deployed as set dressing. (1/?)

happy pride

1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride. So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels. They opened the drawbridge to block them. So they marched to a different bridge. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

I saw this guy the other day and thought he needed a cigarette since he's obviously a private detective who lives in a marina because he's ALREADY A BOAT. His name is Kristopher Clues and he can help you figure out the mystery.

We begin this #PrideMonth by acknowledging the contributions of folk singer, Dave Van Ronk. The only straight, cis person arrested at the Stonewall Riots, Dave wasn’t an official part of the protests. Leaving a nearby restaurant, he saw folks throwing bricks at the cops, and immediately joined in.

LRP: Slap For Applause was one of a series of bosses I designed for Clem! Here's the whole lineup, I'm quite proud of these

Dan is one of the finest UI designers I've ever had the pleasure of working with, and also just an extremely sweet/legit dude.

Look, making boys blush just hits different. I don’t know how to explain this.

Waking up to the sound of a jackhammer at 6:30am, and cursing the fact that we let morning people control our society.

“Sir, I’ve not received any reports of sexual harassment on the station in over twelve hours. Should I send Odo to check on Dr. Bashir?”

When you find out the bar was set, met and never surpassed 1700 years ago.

Super cool and normal that the white woman superhero game and the black man superhero game got cancelled the same year.

I swear games publishers don’t actually want to make games anymore.

I will never understand our culture's shared literary delusion that pretends rural areas are more hardworking and honest than urban ones.

short call script for cis women: “I’m a cisgender woman, and I don’t want trans girls forced to out themselves or be excluded from athletics. This will increase bullying and hate crimes. If you want to help support women athletes, reverse your proposed budget cuts impacting CSU athletics programs.”

A little one page RPG about tanks and witches

Bookmark Design 2

Boy-moding out in the country as part of a weekend camping trip, and strangers keep calling me “ma’am”. HRT, even at a low dose, is fucking magic.

Every trans person, both adult AND minor, should have free access to gender-affirming care because it's healthcare, it's good, and it hurts nobody. And if that bothers you, you can jump off a cliff. Agree to disagree my ass. I shall not debate my friends' right to happiness. In GY!BE's words,

Most escort missions suck, but what’s the best one you’ve ever played? What made it so good?

100 Brave Young Men, off to fight the gorilla. And The sole survivor.

Brilliant protest. This needs to be a regular thing.

Whenever I open my Instagram account, I’m always so flattered to see all these beautiful young Only Fans models following me and liking my Warhammer 40K posts. They never comment anything, but it’s a daunting hobby and I can only assume they feel overwhelmed.

I don’t know why the Star Trek universe is absolutely obsessed with the idea that ‘the ultimate warrior’ is a stocky lizard man, but it’s charming none-the-less.

Stalled out on this for a bit, but I’m finally back to making some progress! 😁 #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #orks