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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

submitted 3 days ago • 149 comments

I'm a contrarian and I love it but I come by being a crank honestly. The Iraq War and Obama administrations reaction to it drove me completely insane. My hatred is pure.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

BTW, if you are interested but would prefer 5 in the same color combo (Like all black and red, instead of one of each), or some other mix, I'm more than happy to do so Just reach out here or on etsy By a weird quirk I have extra teal and purple

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 8 days ago • 368 comments

January 2025 as a meme

submitted 37 days ago • 172 comments

Is Adrian Dittman the alter persona he is using because he can accept criticism of musk as dittmann because it's changing the interaction from him "losing" as Elon to him successfully tricking the interlocutor as dittmann, a win, which gives him pleasure. It's deranged.

submitted 50 days ago • 5 comments

Either the AI doesn't know what it's talking about, or the AI is becoming evil and finding joy in one of the bleakest movies of the 80s

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

so, basically, all fiction can be broken up into nine basic genres 1) phantom blood 2) battle tendency 3) stardust crusaders 4) diamond is unbreakable 5) golden wind 6) stone ocean 7) steel ball run 8) jojolion 9) the jojolands

submitted 69 days ago • 45 comments

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference. “Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

submitted 74 days ago • 217 comments

Put another scratch in the "Italians murking dickhead aristocrats" column, boys

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

You know, if you think about it, John McClane bringing his service pistol to the Nakatomi Towers Christmas party where he was gonna try to reunite and reconnect with his estranged wife can be read in a way with some dark implications

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

These budget cuts are getting ridiculous

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

submitted 78 days ago • 1258 comments

I like busting to JOI videos as quickly as possible because my fetish is not listening to women

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

We need to import some kooks into bluesky, like when they stock a lake with fish or release a bunch of wolves into a national park. Having an interaction like this every now and then is the secret sauce that makes platforms like this worth using

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments