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Formerly resolute, now I'm a freewheeling, globetrotting desk
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No man is an England

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99 Grandfaloons

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"You must seperate the art from the artist," I tell myself as I raise my scalpel over the exhumed cadaver of Salvador Dalí

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There are 2 kinds of people in the world: those who think you didn't add enough context, and those who think you added too much

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"Dilettante" is possibly the least odious of his many dishonorable characteristics

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Some advice to the doom and gloom crowd who wanna speedrun straight to armed rebellion/dystopic hoarding - if I can’t trust you to show up to city council meetings and give public comment, what the fuck makes you think I’m going to trust you with a weapon at my back?

submitted 7 days ago • 189 comments

hugh laurie is british for “big truck”

submitted 8 days ago • 43 comments

Oh you're a Type-A personality? Let me guess what the A stands for

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

Pronouncing March Hare like Hare Krishna

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The reason exit polls found Trump's support was largely based on dissatisfaction with the economy was because "for the lulz" wasn't an option

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The Left needs our own "Fear Factor." The Left needs our own "News Radio." The Left needs our own "Match Game." I'm going to spend $28 million to find The Left's version of "Scarecrow and Mrs. King." The Left needs to find its version of paintball. Where can The Left find its own Goodyear Blimp?

submitted 8 days ago • 33 comments

"More Rogaine for my left"

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less "who's rogan of the left" and more "how do we get rid of podcasts"

submitted 9 days ago • 176 comments

young men, it is in your interest to develop hobbies beyond watching anime, jacking off, and playing video games. consider woodworking, photography, or transporting dangerous explosives across 218 miles of central america

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

You'd think Michael Crichton would've said "well maybe science just isn't for me" instead of rewriting Frankenstein 20 times

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Asked Google ai why the 80s kids tv show Great Space Coaster was canceled and it replied "inclement weather"

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ICE is too poorly dressed to be the Gestapo

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Bruce Springsteen: my kinda American

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Back off man, I'm a Federalist

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Easy Reader

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According to Gottfried Leibniz, we live in the best of all possible worlds, and if that's so, we can console ourselves with the notion that the other timelines are actually worse

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i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

submitted 17 days ago • 23 comments

If you don't have anything nice to say, the internet is for you

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Shoutout to AI's mom

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I'm just saying they don't need to have 28 children [laughing at them]. They can have three [and broken Cybertrucks will still be funny]

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Before the internet: talk is cheap Today: talk is worth hundreds of billions of dollars in advertising revenue

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