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BANK TELLER: to open an account I'll need a first name ME: Robin BANK TELLER: and a last? ME: Dabanc BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc Me: *slowly reveals gun*

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

The Channel 5 karaoke game show Night Fever (97-02) is a real rolodex of celebrities you forgot about, and celebrities you're amazed appeared on Night Fever!

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 1 day ago • 115 comments

[me, sitting down next to you on an airplane] what are you gonna do with your $30,000?????

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Donna Dumpty anxiously awaiting word on her husband’s condition.

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

No need for subtlety here.

submitted 3 days ago • 38 comments

There's a rumour that Nigel Farage is keeping his head down because he's off to a Trump cheerleading conference over the weekend. I’m afraid I’m being proved right- Farage is far more interested in Trump's success than British security. He is a bootlicker and a plastic patriot.

submitted 3 days ago • 271 comments

Do you know what? I think we should just finish the game there. Players will be tired and it would be unfair for any of them to get injured #BeKind

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Please RT: I was run over by a taxi on the north junction of London Bridge (in front of the Wolseley City) around 5.45pm this evening. Knocked off my bike. There were a lot of witnesses. If you saw it, please get in touch.

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

Foreign Leader Favourability Ratings amongst British Voters: 🇺🇦 Volodymyr Zelenskyy Favourable: 64% Unfavourable: 16% NET: +48% 🇺🇸 Donald Trump Favourable: 22% Unfavourable: 73% NET: -51% 🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin Favourable: 4% Unfavourable: 89% NET: -85% Via @YouGov, 16-17 Feb.

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

After careful analysis I can bring you the greatest moment in EastEnders 40 year history - Pete & Arthur play Burnin' Rubber on the Amstrad GX4000

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

"GET ME PAT BUTCHER'S NON-UNION MEXICAN EQUIVALENT!"

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 5 days ago • 609 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 5 days ago • 452 comments

America wouldn’t be like this if it had better chocolate

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Only two players have come off the bench to score both of #Arsenal's first two goals in a Premier League game: ◎ Cesc Fàbregas vs Aston Villa - December 2009 ◉ Mikel Merino vs Leicester - February 2025

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Merino gets one more and Arsenal won’t sign a striker in the summer

submitted 8 days ago • 18 comments

Merino False Nine is the name of my midlife crisis prog band

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

[Witch being burned at the stake] Crowd: *jeering Vampire: [from the back] YEAH, FUCK THAT STAKE!!!

submitted 50 days ago • 11 comments

Well this is what happens when you have no attacking options, pure negligence from everyone involved in the last two transfer windows

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t unsee.

submitted 8 days ago • 174 comments

Happy Valentine’s Day from all of us on E Street!

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

bought ten cuz i wanna get effin jacked

submitted 9 days ago • 19 comments

Good for them. If Trump is going to do this shit he should at least have to endure a four hour rock opera based upon the music of Puddle of Mudd

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 9 days ago • 212 comments

Why are all British films from the 1950s called things like 'Watch yourself on the stairs' and 'A brompton bike for billy'

submitted 11 days ago • 13 comments

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments