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I’m not sure if I can do this again. I used to be @Mathimat on the app for Fascists. (I’m not using it anymore, because I’m not a fascist). #AUDHD Please don’t sell this one to Leon Murk too. @matat on Instagram. Definitely a shitposter. Hates genocides.
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Fun fact: The only way to remove that tiny piece of lettuce between a nazi’s teeth is by punching it as hard as you can.

I have decided to no longer recognise Israel as a sovereign state. They can get their status back once they stop committing genocide on their neighbours.

Captain Apartheid and the Orange Turd are wrestling on the White House lawn? That took about 6 months longer than I expected it to.

Accurate

At this point half of Twitter’s user base is transphobic fascists, the other half are fascist transphobes. (Am I generalising? No. There’s plenty of alternatives the user base could have fled to when the main guy did a sieg heil, not just once, but TWICE.)

Soooo, I’ve been offline for a while, but did I correctly read that he accepted an airplane from Qatar? (The people who also finance Hamas). I have no issue with that. It’ll fall out of the sky as soon as he supports Israel in their genocide (again) on his circlejerk social media platform. 2 birds.

I pretend my glasses are VR glasses to make life in general more interesting.

If your society is based on tipping instead of a minimum wage which makes it possible for people to be able to afford housing and food, and still have a surplus left over at the end of the month means your setup there is broken beyond repair and you need to do a hard reset. End billionaires.

“What do you mean, just one?” Me, while preparing for a game of russian roulette

My WhatsApp now has an AI in it. If Signal did the same the world would be a safer place, because Hegseth would 100% just make war plans with it, thinking it’s the group chat.

"Is THIS your card?" - Me, while playing Magic The Gathering, fully unaware of how the game actually works.

I wouldn't know when exactly the USA plans to bomb their enemies because that group chat would definitely be in my archived folder and I can't be arsed to check until months after.

I’ve become so shit at checking WhatsApp messages that I’m unable to download some pictures people sent me a couple of months ago.

Cordelia Cupp is an amazing character and Uzo Aduba absolutely nails the part. Safe to say that I think The Residence is a must watch.