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I’m not sure if I can do this again. I used to be @Mathimat on the app for Fascists. (I’m not using it anymore, because I’m not a fascist). #AUDHD Please don’t sell this one to Leon Murk too. @matat on Instagram.
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I pretend my glasses are VR glasses to make life in general more interesting.

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If your society is based on tipping instead of a minimum wage which makes it possible for people to be able to afford housing and food, and still have a surplus left over at the end of the month means your setup there is broken beyond repair and you need to do a hard reset. End billionaires.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re a trans ally and you still use X, then no you aren’t.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

“What do you mean, just one?” Me, while preparing for a game of russian roulette

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My WhatsApp now has an AI in it. If Signal did the same the world would be a safer place, because Hegseth would 100% just make war plans with it, thinking it’s the group chat.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

"Is THIS your card?" - Me, while playing Magic The Gathering, fully unaware of how the game actually works.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I wouldn't know when exactly the USA plans to bomb their enemies because that group chat would definitely be in my archived folder and I can't be arsed to check until months after.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve become so shit at checking WhatsApp messages that I’m unable to download some pictures people sent me a couple of months ago.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Cordelia Cupp is an amazing character and Uzo Aduba absolutely nails the part. Safe to say that I think The Residence is a must watch.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

The last thing this website needs is an edip button.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

It turns out people are extremely efficient in not buying Tesla’s. Now if people would also stop using that fascist social network of his we might be able to make him full-on ugly cry. Nothing brings more joy than a crying billionaire.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Of course your rich boss is going to tell you that you need to work hard and put the hours in to get as rich as them. They need you to work hard because you’re working FOR THEM. They’d be losing money if you didn’t. The harder you work, the less they have to work.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I hope Jason Statham’s next movie is called The Philatelist. And that the title is accurate. So just Jason Statham collecting stamps for an hour and a half. No action. Just boring ass stamp collection. Side note: It is safe to assume that I was disappointed in The Beekeeper.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Dance like everyone is watching and silently judging you for the hip thrusts.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

RFK jr’s voice sounds as if his throat is actively trying to prevent any of the words coming out. It’s as if his own body is trying to protect itself from having to listen to that dumb shit he spews constantly.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Hacks is not The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, but if you liked the latter you HAVE to give it a chance. Trust me on this one.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Me, 6 months ago:

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Ah yes! Exactly how we defeated the Fascists last time. By wearing pink fucking suits to work…

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder: billionaires owe you everything. That’s right EVERYTHING. It’s high time to hold them fucking accountable. They’re not your friend. They’re cantankerous leeches who have no place in a civilised society.

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I don’t believe in anything, but repeat this to myself each night: Dear saint Mangione: - Nvidia - Saudi Aramco - Blackrock - Vanguard - State Street - Comcast - Walmart - J&J - Cargill - Nestlé

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