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I’m not sure if I can do this again. I used to be @Mathimat on the app for Fascists. (I’m not using it anymore, because I’m not a fascist).
#AUDHD
Please don’t sell this one to Leon Murk too.
@matat on Instagram. Definitely a shitposter. Hates genocides.
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*sidenote: mainly because it's not bird related.
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I was going to call it a Picarse-o. So definitely could be worse.
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There's also a sense of cosmic poetry in the fact that this bromance ended during pride month.
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It's hilarious that Leon's first instinct when attacking someone is to call them a pedo. He did it with that diver in Thailand, and this time he happened to be the broken clock which is right twice a day.
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"The Orange Turd used confusing rant, it failed"
"Captain Apartheid used botched micropenis, it was super efficient"
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/end of rant
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Anywho: I hope this more constructive approach helps people quitting Twitter at least. If it helps only one person who’s averagely active I’d already be very happy.
Feel free to reskeet, or write your own!
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You can use that last one for other apps as well. Facebook, Instagram, to name a few (Suckerberg isn’t that much better than Captain Apartheid, tbh).
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That last one will help if logging in is stuck in your muscle memory.
- set (increasingly shorter, change them each month/week/day depending on your willpower) timers on your app use:
iPhone -> support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/...
Android -> support.google.com/android/answ...
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- delete the app from your phone (extremely efficient)
- move the icon if you’re not comfortable with the previous tip. Replace the space it occupies on your phone with a different social media app (this one, mastodon, …, there’s plenty of alternatives) .
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Now for a constructive way to utterly destroy the Right’s grip in social media. If you don’t like Nazi’s: don’t log in to Twitter, here’s some ways to break the habit:
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…. So yes: By tweeting, or even just scrolling you are directly funding the far right. That’s what I mean when I say the people who are still using the platform are basically card carrying members of whatever extreme right party they have in their country of origin.
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Here’s the reasoning: you tweet, scroll, like, retweet > generates interactions > Twitter gets ad revenue > botched microdick billionaire earns money > invests money in the reelection of that orange dweeb, Adf in Germany, reform Britain, RN in France, …
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Okay, so apparently I pissed some people off, so just in case: if you don’t want me to think you’re a fascist; stop tweeting, it’s really that easy.
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I don’t think they have nipples.
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Why are we listening to the guy who has “moron” tattooed on his forehead?
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Jason Statham in a movie which is set in the 80’s. It should be about a ballet dancer. No action whatsoever. It should be titled “The Dancer”. Ideally it’d be a drama, NO. ACTION. WHATSOEVER. (Bears repeating)
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Don’t take this the wrong way, but your hands are massive! 😱
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Definitely worth it, though.
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Great. Now I have that song stuck in my head again.
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I guess Juggalos don’t bake.
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Except for Alan Rickman.
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Q: What makes you depressed?
A: Seeing stupid people happy.
- Slavoj Žižek
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If the aim is to become someone who’s got nothing to lose this couldn’t go any better. (Just trying to find a positive here)
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I’d rather stick both my hands in a blender than log in on Twitter. Any click/interaction on there is one too many. I’m just going to believe this, is what I’m trying to say.
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There’s this song by a Belgian artist, Admiral Freebee, which is called Einstein Brain, and every time I read Einstein ring it’s in the tune of that song.
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European here: Very difficult to be surprised by this, tbh.
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It says to ask them to re-send the picture, but hell will freeze over before I’m even going to consider being that social.
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I binged right through that. I hope there’s going to be a second season.
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The hat says 88.
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Loki (the cat who lives at my place) will also pick relaxing and ruining things over just relaxing on any day of the week.
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I had to do a double take too. It’s as if these people live in a vacuum where working brain cells don’t exist.
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Going for the none hanging fruit, there.
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Also: the cow breaks down less quickly. Cow wins. Every single time.
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It’s definitely not the coolest thing he’s ever seen. This is verifiably incorrect. Proof: