We demand proof, so like when Marco Rubio at the Republican Debate in 2016 mentioned Donald Trump's tiny hands, Donald Trump offered to "whip it out", except we've since learned from witness testimony he has a tiny, malformed 🍄 penis.
It's now fact, until limp-dick Elon Musk PROVES otherwise! 😂
They'll rape women, bomb the Holy land, and perform genocide, but really standing on business to see how they measure up is too far for civilized society? As they said in Les Mis, "See them with their trousers off, they're never quite as grand!"
You suggested putting a bullet in Trump.. and then someone tried. GFY..https://x.com/samsarasings/status/1812344816715403293?s=46&t=6UYL_0waFvDs0a7PtcLXoA
It seems it was George Eliot, but was combined in a speech with something from Plato and then of course - because people plagiarize and don't credit properly - it got turned into inaccurate memes.
You clearly can't buy a working big dick, even with all the money in the world. Having a non-functional micro penis would explain why he can't enjoy his life and has to fuck up other people's though.....
Google AI tells me "The image shows a young Elon Musk in 1999 when he was 27 years old and had just purchased his first supercar." Musk must have had a LOT of work done.
The two pix don't even look like the same guy. Look at the shape of his head.
The hair plugs look bad enough. You'd think he could afford good hair and get a grown man haircut. He looks like his son, little X, cut it with those plastic, round tip scissors. And I refuse to think about his botched penis. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Man. It sucks just to
Make 15 clones in Korea just for hair plugs. Those poor bald children. Can we send them some of the peanut butter we took back from Africa at least?
“It's okay" he smiles and says,
Though this loneliness
is driving him crazy,
He don't show what goes on in his head,
But if you watch very
close you'll see it all.”
I was looking at a picture of him a few minutes ago, and thought to myself, it looks like his face was formed with Silly Putty. Also too, that looks like a hairplug hairline, all right.
This line of attack leads nowhere. The closest Little Marco ever came to statesmanship was making fun of Trump’s small penis. Now he’s using it as a pacifier.
Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up - I can't get no slack
I've got an
Angry Inch Angry Inch
Oh that explains why his poor children were convinced via IVF and surrogacy and why he is such an angry little fella. SpaceKaren’s schlong has no schwing.
Any woman who had sex with musk has not known how a man can satisfy her. Musk, like Trump, fantasizes about having sex with themself while with another.
Now that’s nothing but a low blow ….. 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤫. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a nomination for “post of the night “ !! Bravo, I salute you sir 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾 ( Comedy/ embarrassing 💩/ Truth + if it is true ( botched surgery), it would explain his obsession to cut things off…. 🤔🤭🤣🤣🤣🤫 categories)
The attachment of ego to penis is so real; it’s gotta be created in the womb or something. I know there’s social influence, but also…so many men seem to associate self worth with something about their dicks.
People can fake anything with digital tools. Hopefully for Elon’s sake, lots and lots of people believe it’s real. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but I suspect Musk doesn’t like it ;-)
Apparently as part of her “performance art” she relinquished ownership of her own name and said anyone can be her (or something?). She didn’t write it but she didn’t NOT write it? Lol Schrödinger’s pegging confession.
My ex's lover had a surgically installed, penile prosthesis. Ever-ready I called him, big as a Mag Light. The VA did the procedure. He didn't have the circulation to keep it up, poor soul. 3 heart attacks, she screwed him to death. I wish they'd found each other sooner. Seems like success to me
Must be why his kids are literal sperms donations. I wondered why so many women would have sex with him. Then I found out they don't. He just gives his donation to them.
Yes!! He still offers his sperm to women who want to give him male children. Girls - not so much.
Also he carries X on his shoulders so nobody tries to shoot him. Dad of the year? NOT YOU, ELON!!
Unbelievable that this country passed on a stable joyful woman because some people didn’t like a war that wasn’t ours and thought the monster would be better. Idiots! Now I can’t travel and worse I am being targeted by this government. Hope you fuckers are happy because I hate you all!
Lol, I stole it a couple of days ago from this crazy ass video of a guy in a tesla showroom singing about "Hairplug Hitler". It's hilariously ridiculous.
Sometimes I wonder if he’s ace and hates himself because of it. Especially since his dad is also all about propagating the world with his genes. Who knows?
Regardless, therapy would have been a much better option than the crap he’s doing now.
Never thought at any point in my life I'd wake up on a Saturday morning, about to drink my coffee, and see 'ketamine addict with a botched penis surgery' as one of the first things I come across.
I've reached the point in life (70) that IF I lose my sense of humour (currently intact) 'just shoot me' I'm aware of the situation, just glad for the snark that helps me deal
Rachel Maddow played a few old video clips of Elon from about 2016 and the change in his speech pattern is very noticeable. The ketamine is doing a number on him.
You absolutely can! And the likelihood of that increases with the amount of time you’re taking it as well as increasing dosages. And apparently Elon brags to everyone that he “has a higher tolerance” for it than everyone else. That translates to “I take a shit ton of it and think I’m fine.”
@thevivllainous.bsky.social has such a strong beautiful jaw line compared to Apartheid Clyde before all his gender-affirming surgery. Normally I wouldn’t care, but his vanity is so extreme (and poorly executed). Who wears it better?
Gosh that original picture has strong incel vibes. But the second still has some horrible energy. How he get all that work done and still be creepy as hell.
I was trying to figure that out as well. It’s way weird.
And, now penis surgery? Christ, money is the root to all evil. He wouldn’t have done any of this if he wasn’t wealthy. Shameful.
It is not a joke though. Hair plugs and facial surgery are gender affirming care
And one need not be trans to desire or receive such care. The joke is the hypocrisy.
The hypocrisy involved in his rebuke of those having bottom surgery deserves pointing out. His one rule for me and another for thee stance is clearly lacking in self reflection. Especially when he is such a deceitful, relentless bully to the trans community.
I think the point is that Trump and Musk are hypocrites, as they attempt to affirm their ‘masculinity’ through make-up/ plastic surgery/ hair plugs/ hair dye/ weight loss drugs. While simultaneously slating Trans people.
I love children!I would do anything except “be with him”,to accomplish that! Anyway,I was blessed(my daughter still alive thank g-d!🤦🏼♀️💦lost my 41y/o!) &I’m going to STFU now!
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I mean that’s what I heard.
like Space Christopher Walken 🤣
Thanks!
please, keep asking him.
Save you from reading this.
It's now fact, until limp-dick Elon Musk PROVES otherwise! 😂
A Handy Guide
More offspring of the tech bajillionaire keep emerging, though only one has made a White House appearance.”
Elon Musk has welcomed 14 children with four different women, including three with singer Grimes”
penis surgery?
https://slate.com/life/2025/02/elon-musk-trump-children-kids-penis-implant.html
Elmo is a cartoon villain.
Nazis, eh?
Can we have an edit key?
🤣🤣🤣
thank you 🙂
The two pix don't even look like the same guy. Look at the shape of his head.
Make 15 clones in Korea just for hair plugs. Those poor bald children. Can we send them some of the peanut butter we took back from Africa at least?
“It's okay" he smiles and says,
Though this loneliness
is driving him crazy,
He don't show what goes on in his head,
But if you watch very
close you'll see it all.”
Yuk 🤮
The subject of my reply was the TERM, “Dickhead.”
*Not Musk’s nationality.*
I was replying to a joke that Elon’s DICK was screwed onto his NECK, like a . . . DICKHEAD.
Dickhead is a favorite insult in Australia.
That’s why I said I hear it. . . IN Australian.
PENIS
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up - I can't get no slack
I've got an
Angry Inch Angry Inch
According to his ex.
Small d$ck syndrome
“Elongate”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_classification
They put it on top of his neck...
To keep the foreskin from creeping up over the head.
LOL happy Caturday.
Ahahahahahaaaaa ha!
Lotion
Test tube
Egg
Sperm, spun to isolate the X-chromosome so it will be a boy
Implant in vessel/womb
💰 💰 💰
Another male-Musk is born
It’s Eugenics coupled with modern day science.
Tip your waitresses 🥁
He’s kinda woke, really…
Too bad 😅
No amount of billions or ketamine can make a broken dick work!
Sorry; I’ll show myself out.
For others, that William is nowhere to be found.
"Is this true?"
"Yes, the man has no dick"
"Laminate face cunt!"
Also he carries X on his shoulders so nobody tries to shoot him. Dad of the year? NOT YOU, ELON!!
???
Ripe for ridicule 😂
Regardless, therapy would have been a much better option than the crap he’s doing now.
Probably why he’s pissy
That makes sense.
i just snort-laughed
the best new gulf name yet-
Miss an episode? Botched penis surgery?
😳
If you had said that then it’s understandable
The truth is revealed even more
And, now penis surgery? Christ, money is the root to all evil. He wouldn’t have done any of this if he wasn’t wealthy. Shameful.
It debases trans peoples' real sacrifices and challenges.
And one need not be trans to desire or receive such care. The joke is the hypocrisy.
It’s calling out their BS.
You being triggered it valid obviously 🕊❤️
The real slim shady could have typed that 🤷🏻♂️
From the cyclogest injection. Obviously. What else could i possibly mean?
Him literally today playing with forks while in a k-hole.
..reminds me of the student detention room after school...