The hair plugs look bad enough. You'd think he could afford good hair and get a grown man haircut. He looks like his son, little X, cut it with those plastic, round tip scissors. And I refuse to think about his botched penis. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Man. It sucks just to
Make 15 clones in Korea just for hair plugs. Those poor bald children. Can we send them some of the peanut butter we took back from Africa at least?
“It's okay" he smiles and says,
Though this loneliness
is driving him crazy,
He don't show what goes on in his head,
But if you watch very
close you'll see it all.”
This line of attack leads nowhere. The closest Little Marco ever came to statesmanship was making fun of Trump’s small penis. Now he’s using it as a pacifier.
Oh that explains why his poor children were convinced via IVF and surrogacy and why he is such an angry little fella. SpaceKaren’s schlong has no schwing.
Now that’s nothing but a low blow ….. 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤫. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a nomination for “post of the night “ !! Bravo, I salute you sir 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾 ( Comedy/ embarrassing 💩/ Truth + if it is true ( botched surgery), it would explain his obsession to cut things off…. 🤔🤭🤣🤣🤣🤫 categories)
Hmmmm. Maybe E lon
And f Elon
Have more in common than first noticed.
Maybe epstein hooked boys up with enhancing procedures,
All while enjoying ketamine..
And when you got back to epsteins party...you had your pick of ...chick's...or roosters...
Then you got a copy of the film as a gift bag.
The attachment of ego to penis is so real; it’s gotta be created in the womb or something. I know there’s social influence, but also…so many men seem to associate self worth with something about their dicks.
My ex's lover had a surgically installed, penile prosthesis. Ever-ready I called him, big as a Mag Light. The VA did the procedure. He didn't have the circulation to keep it up, poor soul. 3 heart attacks, she screwed him to death. I wish they'd found each other sooner. Seems like success to me
Sometimes I wonder if he’s ace and hates himself because of it. Especially since his dad is also all about propagating the world with his genes. Who knows?
Regardless, therapy would have been a much better option than the crap he’s doing now.
From the tea I heard…he had a failed penile implant. This is one of the main reasons why IVF was used for his 14 children. Heavy drug use will also make you flaccid. He’s basically a limp dick.
Never thought at any point in my life I'd wake up on a Saturday morning, about to drink my coffee, and see 'ketamine addict with a botched penis surgery' as one of the first things I come across.
I've reached the point in life (70) that IF I lose my sense of humour (currently intact) 'just shoot me' I'm aware of the situation, just glad for the snark that helps me deal
Rachel Maddow played a few old video clips of Elon from about 2016 and the change in his speech pattern is very noticeable. The ketamine is doing a number on him.
You absolutely can! And the likelihood of that increases with the amount of time you’re taking it as well as increasing dosages. And apparently Elon brags to everyone that he “has a higher tolerance” for it than everyone else. That translates to “I take a shit ton of it and think I’m fine.”
He borrowed money from Russian and Saudi oligarchs to buy a major social
media outlet and turn it into a hateful, propaganda and disinformation machine with the primary purpose of influencing the next election.
He then poured 100s of millions directly into Trump and other fascist’s campaigns, basically BUYING elections outright. And now he is colluding with foreign enemies to destroy our government from the inside.
THIS is why he is a criminal and needs to be stopped. I’d say he is a traitor, but this isn’t HIS country. It’s OURS. And he is destroying it. His penis and his (probably legal) ketamine use are irrelevant.
Gosh that original picture has strong incel vibes. But the second still has some horrible energy. How he get all that work done and still be creepy as hell.
I was trying to figure that out as well. It’s way weird.
And, now penis surgery? Christ, money is the root to all evil. He wouldn’t have done any of this if he wasn’t wealthy. Shameful.
It is not a joke though. Hair plugs and facial surgery are gender affirming care
And one need not be trans to desire or receive such care. The joke is the hypocrisy.
I think the point is that Trump and Musk are hypocrites, as they attempt to affirm their ‘masculinity’ through make-up/ plastic surgery/ hair plugs/ hair dye/ weight loss drugs. While simultaneously slating Trans people.
I love children!I would do anything except “be with him”,to accomplish that! Anyway,I was blessed(my daughter still alive thank g-d!🤦🏼♀️💦lost my 41y/o!) &I’m going to STFU now!
I only found out yesterday that his children were all conceived through IVF and he used gender selection to ensure all are male.
He’s a horrid person. I already knew that, of course, but it was extra-verified.
Statistically speaking probably just the top 1% of the 1% are flawed in such a way, side effects include delusions of grandeur, peeing at right angles, and being a nazi.
I get great joy knowing at least older men can get a penis pump if needed covered by Medicare. (And yes it's covered cuz I've input the claims). Pump up the volume 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Billionaire is not automatically repugnant.
Think MacKenzie Scott
Lauren Jobs, Jeffrey Skoll, Warren Buffett, Charlie Munger, Tim Cook, Jensen Huang to name a few. ✌🏽
Generaly, Snopes is a good arbitor of facts. It seems the jury is still out on this one, as far as they are concerned. However, we might want to consider one of his baby momma's claims on the matter.
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like Space Christopher Walken 🤣
penis surgery?
Nazis, eh?
Can we have an edit key?
🤣🤣🤣
Make 15 clones in Korea just for hair plugs. Those poor bald children. Can we send them some of the peanut butter we took back from Africa at least?
“It's okay" he smiles and says,
Though this loneliness
is driving him crazy,
He don't show what goes on in his head,
But if you watch very
close you'll see it all.”
Yuk 🤮
According to his ex.
Small d$ck syndrome
“Elongate”
They put it on top of his neck...
LOL happy Caturday.
Ahahahahahaaaaa ha!
Lotion
Test tube
Egg
Sperm, spun to isolate the X-chromosome so it will be a boy
Implant in vessel/womb
💰 💰 💰
Another male-Musk is born
It’s Eugenics coupled with modern day science.
Tip your waitresses 🥁
And f Elon
Have more in common than first noticed.
Maybe epstein hooked boys up with enhancing procedures,
All while enjoying ketamine..
And when you got back to epsteins party...you had your pick of ...chick's...or roosters...
Then you got a copy of the film as a gift bag.
He’s kinda woke, really…
Too bad 😅
No amount of billions or ketamine can make a broken dick work!
Makes my bum cheeks squeeze together.
Sorry; I’ll show myself out.
For others, that William is nowhere to be found.
"Is this true?"
"Yes, the man has no dick"
???
Ripe for ridicule 😂
Regardless, therapy would have been a much better option than the crap he’s doing now.
The gossip. 😄
On a side note no one ever wanted to think about his family jewels
Yet here we are it’s Saturday drinking my coffee
Probably why he’s pissy
That makes sense.
i just snort-laughed
the best new gulf name yet-
Elon Musk is white supremacist who amassed a fortune off of early luck (PayPal), massive taxpayer welfare, and pure unbridled greed.
media outlet and turn it into a hateful, propaganda and disinformation machine with the primary purpose of influencing the next election.
Miss an episode? Botched penis surgery?
😳
If you had said that then it’s understandable
The truth is revealed even more
And, now penis surgery? Christ, money is the root to all evil. He wouldn’t have done any of this if he wasn’t wealthy. Shameful.
It debases trans peoples' real sacrifices and challenges.
And one need not be trans to desire or receive such care. The joke is the hypocrisy.
It’s calling out their BS.
You being triggered it valid obviously 🕊❤️
The real slim shady could have typed that 🤷🏻♂️
What is my price?
Quite possibly an Akhal-Teke.
He’s a horrid person. I already knew that, of course, but it was extra-verified.
Did I miss a musky news item?
How about it? It's not asking for much.
Petition in the video notes.
No conspiracy theories, just science.
https://www.youtube.com/live/ENcJbW-qu9g?si=jqU3Cpj_VC4vc5UH
As the current regime intends to do?
He has a penis?
Think MacKenzie Scott
Lauren Jobs, Jeffrey Skoll, Warren Buffett, Charlie Munger, Tim Cook, Jensen Huang to name a few. ✌🏽
Well, that and the malignant narcissism/dark tetrad mental illness stuff that the general public seemingly prefers to ignore.
https://www.snopes.com/news/2025/02/26/musk-penis-implant/
"The angry inch!"
Does he whip it out and let Trump play with it ?
If he responds, he’ll lie, of course. He also has that in common with 47.