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America is what you get when you let 1600s England send all its personality disorders and religious extremists on a boat to Anywhere Else

America has filled my soft heart full of anger, and there is nothing more powerful than an angry woman.

After more than a decade serving Montana's impoverished populations, I've become something of an authority on the profound human suffering we allow when we let politicians continue to act like clowns and solve none of our problems

The Christian community in rural Montana, where I grew up, was full of truly kind people of God. I saw so much kindness at the hands of people who are now stockpiling weapons and living in paranoid, isolated misery. The church sold their souls to MAGA and now they live hate-centered lives

Unpopular opinion: it's okay to hug a republican. Our Christian neighbors spent their whole life learning that they can always trust the church. It's not your neighbor's fault that the church sold their souls. Those people are living lives ruled by isolation, fear, and misery

How To Prevent Social Revolution 101: Manipulate the men into hating their neighbors and their community, so they never band together for change. Teach the men to hate anyone living a life they don't understand. Propagandize the notion that anything unfamiliar=threat

Reading Parable of the Talents now by Octavia E Butler. Found this passage relevant to our times. Actually this entire book is relevant to our dystopian reality. #booksky #booktok

I'm hoping to get my hands on some nonsense-cancelling headphones by noon tomorrow.

I've known several elderly veterans who were literally starving and still refused to apply for SNAP benefits. The culture of shame in Montana keeps people down and keeps people miserable

It you live in Montana, your (and my) middle-and-upper class comfort is built around the immense and indefinite suffering of thousands of Montanans. To be poor in Montana is to be systemically tortured by a failure of a social services system

Montana is hell on earth for impoverished populations. The suffering I've witnessed while working with the unhoused and underprivileged in my community would haunt you.

I spent 10 years trying to help impoverished Montanas and here is what I learned: Montana's policies and culture creates an actual living hell and immense suffering for thousands of my neighbors

Long-term solution to the disaster that is The United States: all women immediately stop reproducing the genes of cruel small-minded MAGA bullies. Problem solved in one generation

Don't worry everyone, I saved the family jewels before the house burnt down #Tiktok

Realizing at 31 that you're autistic is basically just living your first 31 years as Season 1 Leslie Knope, then learning how to take care of yourself well enough to become season 7 Leslie Knope. 😍

Merry Christmas to everyone except everyone who makes millions on the labor of those who make tens. Anyone who exploits my low-income neighbors belongs to no community and deserves to feel no merriment

Gonna start a school for politicians to learn how to go on podcasts and I'm going to charge so much money and also the entire thing is going to be rephrasing the sentence, "Now, for this next part, you're going to want to pretend like you're currently a human person."

The culture wars, the race wars, the gender wars...all smoke screens for the war they don't want you to fight. The class wars.

"We cannot continue to participate in the social network feed of a man who proclaims the death of the media and therefore of journalists... X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies"

I keep remembering that my neighbors signed us up for a 4 year reality TV show called "Are There Enough Idiot and/or Evil Men With Enough Power To Destroy The USA?" and then I get angry again

Watching Kamala not be the one to prepare for inauguration day is like watching The Barbie Movie but this for some reason, Kenland prevails and half the Barbies voted for it

Matilda, the Patron Saint of Childhood Trauma, in your name we pray. We pray that our hyperindependence shifts gently to trust, and that our toxic moms don't find our Instagram.

I'm afraid of what America is going to become, but the chances are incredibly high that we get to watch a bunch of absurd idiot men ruin a bunch of things that we can then rebuild into something

Not knowing you have autism until you are 31 years old is like growing up in a flamboyance of flamingos, thinking you were a flamingo who was just really bad at flamingo stuff Then finding out that you were just 6 parrots in a poorly fitting flamingo costume

How many screams can the abyss handle the next four years?!

We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”

Okay guys, group project time! We all have to use every social media platform to share inventions (or other things) that could save America! Most viral ones all have to become laws. First idea -We make a buddy system where we all have to spend time with someone called Steve who is just like us.

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

The best thing about a new social media platform is that you can redesign your algorithms. Maybe you want this app to only know you for your interest in botanical gardens? That's literally so allowed

It has been historically proven that Americans are the Bulldogs of human evolution. Maybe let's put someone else in charge of the nuclear weapons for a while so we can focus on our hip dysplasia and chronic itchiness?

If your soul is tired from worry, today is the day you can start believing it's all going to be okay. Even if it's not, believe it anyways today