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this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

30 Million users! Congrats, Bluesky!

TikTok ads be like “I’ve been using this brand for years” and it’s a company that was established last Thursday

Going to a bar. Takin a shot for the clock app. I hope I sleep through tomorrow

I’m sad.

TikTok shares new message.

I had a dream I found a book I wanted out in the wild instead of on Amazon. It was cheaper too. Like $5 dream deal!?

I need more og YouTubers on this app !!!

How am I obsessed about the dystopian future of the planet but ALSO Googling which foods can help me live longer?

Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.

I am pretty tired of the way all my hard work making fun little Internet posts keeps putting power into the hands of dickholes.

First vine and now tik tok. Don’t even get me started on flappy bird

Yeah I think we are friends when I say “SHUT UP” after you sneeze

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

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Okay it’s gone from sharpest tool to taste.

Hey fellas I am up at an ungodly hour

I have unfortunately never related to a song more. Girl was right- he was NOT the sharpest tool in the shed

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.

Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.

Oh lawdy we talkin about fascism in my ethics and morals class today

You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.

A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

I think sweet potato casserole has to be one of the best thanksgiving dishes to ever grace this earth. Feel free to prove me wrong man

My "left wing twitter" is like 30% bird pictures and for some reason that makes perfect sense?

The best thing I can say about Bluesky is that when I'm done checking it I haven't lost faith in humanity.

Showering is one of those weird things where I just don't wanna go into the shower but once I'm in there I just don't wanna leave the shower

Coming to BlueSky has been a great reminder that there are still nice people out there

hey guys can one of you crack my back pretty please

It’s insane my feed just has things I like and not ads or the self advertisement of the elongated muskrat

None of my irl buddies are on here yet so I’m watching my followers go from 0-2. Hello new people!!!

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

godzilla is so cool and tall