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He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sends a text that remind him of the war plans He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes #Hegseth

I’m not suggesting David Zaslav has to suffer intense physical/emotional/financial pain. I’m just saying *if* he does, I’d like to be there to see it and perhaps conduct a bit of polite clapping; possibly even smoke a cigarette.

This is worth every moment of a watch. Don’t research it. Shut your phone off. Give it 90 minutes of your undivided attention and let it transport you.

Bless you, Lynne Marie. You made it look so goddamned easy.

This is the distillation. It’s time for a different way.

Investigative journalism is about to become the most dangerous job in America.

Yeah, so… overnight my alt account in The Other Place went from a steady stream of hot dudes, cute animal vids, and fun gamer stuff to anti-vax bullshit, conservative daisy-chaining, and reposts of the one guy from News Radio that Andy Dick *should* have killed. Series wrap on X.

`Tegridy

Tired of waiting for Democrats to find their fangs. Enervated by watching them fritter away every advantage while Republicans rewrite reality in the worst imaginable ways, unchecked by rules and unbothered by ethics. And sick to the teeth of this performative nonsense. Viral videos? Tuna melts?? FOH

He’s lucky she gave him Sermon on the Mount Jesus instead of moneylender-whipping, table-flipper Jesus I tell you hwat

Deadnaming/misgendering transfolk, even shitty ones like Cait Jenner, ain’t it. Worse, it’s tacit compliance with the orders of this administration. Knock it the fuck off.

Alec has a real gift for the laying-bare the framework and machinery of legal systems where overreach is baked in. If even half of what he says about Laken Riley is true, our definition of due process is about to get upended. A long, worthy read.

the muppets on the cover of rolling stone: thread

I can’t tell if I’m experiencing dysphoria about being anhedonic, or anhedonia about being dysphoric.

Zaslav cancelled Sesame Street? Sounds about right. Seriously though, if your kids aren’t learning numbers, colors, and shapes from Outback Opal Hunters or Who The (BLEEP) Did I Marry, it’s already too late for them.

If this is all it takes, somebody get the Prancercize lady on the case.

Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘨𝘶𝘺

Honestly, video games are the only things keeping my personal parade of executive dysfunction from wandering off the route.