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thank fuckin god i know my times tables

Ben Johnson is the Caleb Williams of head coach prospects

Time Person of the Year 2025: Hitler again

@chicagopolice.bsky.social about 15 mins ago an westbound car blew through the 4-way stop at Addison + Pine Grove. A cop had stopped on the west side did NOTHING just rolled right by

the Gone Girl movie is okay but why are there so many children at her book signing at the end???? do you kids understand what her book is about???????

@mkbhd.com blocked me

i am being persecuted for my efforts to restore sanity

i have an old meme of Lori Lightfoot saved on my phone but every app thinks it is a fond memory of someone i know

i decided to try this cilantro shampoo i saw at the store but to me it just tastes like soap

back in the day people were like “dude Gettysburg was TEN years ago, we are old as fuck”

the premise of The Prestige hinges on the fact that no one else on the planet ever zapped themselves with some spooky electricity

king shit

furries should have to block ME!

Gandalf telling his friends about his conversation with Saruman: “oh and also he said you’re stupid”

@jeffreytoobin1.bsky.social but did he do it on conference call while he thought his camera was off?

just watched “The Smarted Guys in the Room” about the Enron scandal. I was blown away, the most surprising thing they showed was the boobies i can’t believe they showed stripper boobies for multiple minutes in this documentary

so proud to have hit 24 followers. unfortunately 23 most of them are onlyfans hookers who have been shadowbanned. shoutout to the other one though

The Substance (2024) is great at the start but the second half is kinda pointless and less visually stunning. Just like women’s lifespans hahahaha right guys