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While Elon Musk and Donald Trump post through their breakup, DOGE shows no signs of slowing down—and potential recruits are being told they can make up to $195,000 a year.

bluesky has been won for the day, we can all go home now

I would rather drink antifreeze

As someone who lost their dad to a drunk driver I concur

remember, this guy ran illegal medical experiments on autistic children using castration drugs and lost his medical license because of it

We all know the nazi salute is terrible. The salute launched the Tesla Takedown protests. But since then Musk is responsible for mass murder. That needs to be stressed so that people know what they're facing and can form a meaningful opposition. It isn't mentioned because it's unpalatable.

Yeeeeees here's (small) pitcher plant tax. I believe genus Sarracenia, in Switzerland where they are invasive

you can't tell at first because this is written in the exonerative tense, but she was shot *by another police officer*

This isn't actually funny at all; it's a window into Trump's worldview, because he absolutely expected any German official to be upset over the Nazis losing. Because if Trump were German, he would be. Because things like "they were fucking Nazis" are way less important to him than "on my team"

This has significant implications for Mario lore

It is constantly so embarrassing to watch NY dems at literally any Moment of Decision.

In order to eliminate any inconvenience to cars, we’ve made it illegal for children to be children

Hey AP, WaPo, NYT and everyone else who runs those "so and so said" headlines: They're laughing at you. The dumbest people in the world know you are easy to trick. You are the Facebook Aunt.

Pretty funny she asks him to “tweet”

Haliburton, as called in: Brazil, France, Iceland, U.S. (in Spanish), Albania, U.S. (ESPN Radio), Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, the Netherlands, TĂĽrkiye, Canada, and Croatia:

My god Isr@el is bombing Beirut and eastern Gaza city on the eve of Eid. So many of my colleagues remain silent…what will it take?

Today's quick update [Jun 5]: - RSF drone strikes on ElObeid, North Kordofan; 5 civilians reported killed and others injured. - RSF attack on Alhawag, West Kordofan; 3 civilians reported killed and 3 others injured. #KeepEyesOnSudan

I’m excited to see what people come up with

Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT! Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me

“Forty-seven people were arrested in total, including nine children”

it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy

It took just 15 years to get from Citizens United to this

Last year, Nike made $23 billion. Its founder is worth $35 billion. But Nike pays just dollars a day to the workers who make its products. Today I met Dinar, who sews 222 labels an hour onto Nike products. She is paid $202 a month. This is corporate greed at its worst.

The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.

The correct take

The most alpha thing of all time: two old men typing on their phones while crying

I’ve been wondering if people still cling to the idea of Trump, musk as being masterminds or playing chess is because people don’t want to admit they got played by the dumbest people on earth

Holy shit it is bad enough when presidents shut down DC and other cities with their motorcade, but now they are shutting down the fucking airport for Trump's birthday. Real people have shit to do!

I did make a pretty specific wish at 11:11 today. Let’s see how it plays out.

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

I feel like Musk could really blow MAGA's collective minds just by continuing to tweet out facts the rest of us have known for years but never penetrated their media bubble.

The entire internet right now.

Go padres please and thanks

Hey did any journalists ever ask trump about the fact that he posted about Biden being replaced with a clone awhile ago or do we live in hell

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Elon now calling for Trump to be impeached and saying his tariffs will cause a recession… hard to keep up!

Elon musk saying more damning shit than the democrats lmao

yes, drop this news now, exactly at this moment

Democrats need to fucking run straight to the end zone with that Musk tweet about Epstein

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

This is a big day for couples that are one super online person and one normal