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If you don’t say any of the following: šŸŽ¤Keke Wyatt šŸŽ¤Kelly Price šŸŽ¤Tamia when talking about favorite singers, I’m going to automatically assume you know nothing about R&B. (I do make the rules here. lol.) There are others but these are the standouts.

One plane crash, let alone 9+ due to dismantling the FAA would’ve gotten any other pres shot out a cannon into impeachment

Happy Barack Obama Day!

Who wrote this opening script for H.E.R.?! That was a tongue twister monologue! 🤣 #NBAallstar

Nah… 1. Michelle - she was disgusting from day 1 & i don’t sympathize with her. she concentrated on who was lying so that she could be a ā€œvictimā€ 2. Madison 3. David 4. Ikechi - he reeks insecurity & weakness. he needs therapy 5. n/a #mafs #marriedatfirstsight

re: Ticketmaster & #BeyoncĆ© - please make this make sense… $3,700 for TWO (2) tickets in section 125, row H. I love the queen and am thankful for her giving us the internet and all butā€¦šŸ˜©! (I got my tickets, nonetheless. šŸ‘‘šŸ) #CowboyCarter

Earlier I heard about the plane that crashed and picked up the phone to call my auntie to tell her and…………welp. Grief is something else boy! It takes years to get used to the new normal.

In this uber and I asked him to ā€œturn the heat down a tad.ā€ He turned it off completely. 20 mins later it’s cold and there’s still 25 mins left in the ride due to traffic. It’s literally a pet peeve when people don’t understand temperature isn’t on and off.

The day I caught pneumonia in one photo! šŸ¤—ā„ļø

Is this above the law, yes! Am I over the rainbow thrilled, YES! 🄳

And we’re back! Did we just have a resurrection? (And on the 14th hour it rose again.) Happy TikTok Easter, yall. That was scarier than Y2K! (Red Note is still fun!) #TikTokRefugee

Something about Tiktok getting banned for the potential of Chinese access to our data and then Americans banding together to make the direct Chinese version #1 on the app store the next day is poetic. What a weird chapter in this history books this will be

Me too! *cues Boys II Men* šŸŽ¶ Let It Snoooowww…

It’s almost universally true that when someone who tries to overthrow the government and fails later uses the tools of democracy to regain power, they become enemies of the democratic systems that empowered them

These attorneys Noel, Jeffrey, etc are doing…fine. But they really needed TikTok consumers on the team. The way ppl can articulate the app’s value and solve crimes faster than the FBI, CIA, etc COMBINED. I’m just saying, they would have KILLED IT & knocked this thing out in a good 15 mins #TiktokBan

Some folks on here exclusively talk about the opposite sex all day and night and I really hope you get a hug or get laid or something because that shit is weird af and you lookin kinda crazy lmao

i don’t have anything particularly original or pithy to say about january 6th, just that i can’t believe the guy who violently tried to overthrow the government four years ago is about to be president again instead of rotting in prison.

So who do we need to lobby at CNN (or Bravo even) to get Anderson and Andy to do that NYE Countdown again on (dare I say)….(sigh)…..inauguration day. These replay clips are hiiiilarious.

If the government shuts down Saturday, the richest man in the world will be largely to blame. You may not get access to services you depend on just before the holidays because an unelected billionaire shadow president wanted it that way. If this isn’t oligarchy, I don’t know what is.

Serious question: Why are white people so afraid of becoming a minority? Does America treat minorities badly or something?

I think the way my cousin and I occasionally love troll each other online is purely the funniest thing ever to me. I’ve made him a BeyoncĆ© stan so it’s the least I can to in return! Let’s see if he sees this…! šŸ¤—šŸ¤£

Elon & Bezos. How is this a real battle?!

At this point there’s ppl who have TikTok and ppl who live in a bubble & don’t know what’s going on in the world. Bc the way the corporate media went from being neutral to being optimistic about šŸŠ, shows for the 1000th mainstream news is a $$ game. RIP journalism. (AP News & Bloomberg excluded.)

This is so true. There is a level of being unbothered/IDGAF/surrendering that you get by gaining angels (and grief too, I guess). Or maybe it’s being in your 30s? I can’t even tell. It feels 1/2 and 1/2.

This is America…!

#BeyHive #TalentWon #BowDown

If I win the lotto I’m buying 1) a personal driver service 2) a mini cow 3) this guy below (cues: lama lama red pajama song) 4) maybe a baby monkey 5) front row BeyoncĆ© tickets forever