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The number of people who preferred Portland's new election system exceeded the number who voted to implement it. @itskale.bsky.social

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

*Enya voice*

submitted 165 days ago • 46 comments

The first three letters of "hot dog" and "Dog Day Afternoon" spell out "hot dog". The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".

submitted 54 days ago • 24 comments

IN CASE OF FIRE: 1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face. 2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth. 3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them. 4) Exit.

submitted 74 days ago • 36 comments

Here are a few of the things I was involved with this year I’m most proud of

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.

submitted 90 days ago • 162 comments

TORTA UPDATE: she works hard for the money

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

BEAR GOES THROUGH SOME THINGS, BUT BEAR ENDS UP OK!

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

People say "The best thing since sliced bread" because before slicing it was invented, you had to swallow a loaf whole and you could see it going down your throat sideways while your eyes watered and you banged your fist on the table.

submitted 106 days ago • 65 comments

It's very nice when people are supportive but it's the people who share your grudges that you want to be around.

submitted 105 days ago • 4 comments

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

submitted 111 days ago • 537 comments

come along with me on a journey of focaccia muffinry won’t you

submitted 115 days ago • 2 comments

ole spaghetti legs

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Portland friends: anyone interested in two tickets to Sheng Wang at the Keller auditorium tonight? I am dumb and can’t read calendars and cannot go. Happy to pass them along at a steep discount. Just don’t want them going to waste.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

I am watching Hot Frosty more details later

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

we are legion

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

love my pets but feeling grateful for all the non-pet animals ive met recently I still miss geri geri is a goat

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments