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when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Derek, I’m a bit stymied by the King’s suit

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

I have spoken.

Animals In The Forest, by Yumiko Higuchi, contemporary Japanese embroidery artist #WomensArt

I think i planted Gritty

The reason why I cry listening to these old songs isn't because I want to return to the past. It's through music that I get to bear witness to all my past selves. I can see the girl and woman I used to be. She doesn't know I'm there. I know my future self is here, right now, watching these tears.

Texting about murder with the always hilarious @karentozzi.bsky.social

applying for jobs again

2.5 seagulls > 133 cardinals

the seagull on the chimney means they’ve elected a chip #conclave

if the smoke that comes out is black *and* white it means the new pope is a juggalo

They should liven up the chimney commentary by getting the Big Jet TV guy to do it

@pantspants.bsky.social hey can you please post the roof saxes here please mr. pants it’s my favourite

Today at a rummage sale I got this old bottle of Ambush bath oil for .50c, never used. It’s probably from the late 50s - Ambush came out in 1955. When I got home and took the bottle out of the box, I found this old note mashed up in the bottom. Who were Dee and George?

like - I was probably never going to order from Walmart online anyway, but that ad that blasts onto the TV with two chucklefucks screaming DING DONG so loud my poor jumpy cat freaks out has totally guaranteed it