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when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Derek, I’m a bit stymied by the King’s suit

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

submitted 18 days ago • 54 comments

I have spoken.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Animals In The Forest, by Yumiko Higuchi, contemporary Japanese embroidery artist #WomensArt

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I think i planted Gritty

submitted 31 days ago • 150 comments

The reason why I cry listening to these old songs isn't because I want to return to the past. It's through music that I get to bear witness to all my past selves. I can see the girl and woman I used to be. She doesn't know I'm there. I know my future self is here, right now, watching these tears.

submitted 31 days ago • 303 comments

Texting about murder with the always hilarious @karentozzi.bsky.social

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

applying for jobs again

submitted 36 days ago • 148 comments

2.5 seagulls > 133 cardinals

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

the seagull on the chimney means they’ve elected a chip #conclave

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

if the smoke that comes out is black *and* white it means the new pope is a juggalo

submitted 34 days ago • 16 comments

They should liven up the chimney commentary by getting the Big Jet TV guy to do it

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments

@pantspants.bsky.social hey can you please post the roof saxes here please mr. pants it’s my favourite

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Today at a rummage sale I got this old bottle of Ambush bath oil for .50c, never used. It’s probably from the late 50s - Ambush came out in 1955. When I got home and took the bottle out of the box, I found this old note mashed up in the bottom. Who were Dee and George?

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

like - I was probably never going to order from Walmart online anyway, but that ad that blasts onto the TV with two chucklefucks screaming DING DONG so loud my poor jumpy cat freaks out has totally guaranteed it

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments