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when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Derek, I’m a bit stymied by the King’s suit

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

I have spoken.

Animals In The Forest, by Yumiko Higuchi, contemporary Japanese embroidery artist #WomensArt

I think i planted Gritty

The reason why I cry listening to these old songs isn't because I want to return to the past. It's through music that I get to bear witness to all my past selves. I can see the girl and woman I used to be. She doesn't know I'm there. I know my future self is here, right now, watching these tears.

Texting about murder with the always hilarious @karentozzi.bsky.social

applying for jobs again

2.5 seagulls > 133 cardinals

the seagull on the chimney means they’ve elected a chip #conclave

if the smoke that comes out is black *and* white it means the new pope is a juggalo

They should liven up the chimney commentary by getting the Big Jet TV guy to do it

@pantspants.bsky.social hey can you please post the roof saxes here please mr. pants it’s my favourite