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Had to go to the office for a work thing & feeling a little retro 🍒

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Mini photoshoot with my boy, Mr Stripes for #caturday 🐈‍⬛

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grammar was more important in the days of you’re

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nobody: absolutely nobody: me: it’s the creature from the black legume

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Sitting here crying about sweet Howie the crab as she slowly passes. Hard to be an animal lover sometimes 😢

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[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a fifth Non Blonde

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i’ll never understand people who get in the fast lane just to drive the speed limit. this lane is for CRIME

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If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day, I’d secretly drop fake engagement rings into random drinks—just to sit back and watch the chaos unfold. Bon appétit!

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My heart is ready for the Puppy Bowl today.

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Live every day like it's your last day to procrastinate.

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what if I told u they've been putting 5G in our milk?

submitted 18 days ago • 61 comments

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

submitted 19 days ago • 171 comments

I'm a blacksmith in a video game. I make three little clinky taps every time you give me five bronze bars to upgrade your weapon. Good day to you

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If I could pinpoint our jump to this crap timeline, I would say it was when McDonald's stop frying their apple pies.

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If I could pinpoint our jump to this crap timeline, I would say it was when McDonald's stop frying their apple pies.

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My dog is like "You seem tense. Have you tried napping all day, with occasional readjustments?"

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Having one of those days where I just want to drink coffee and pet some baby goats.

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Someone is jealous.. 😅

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Natalie and her potato are a better couple than her and Josh #TheLastResort #90dayfiance

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umami: mushrooms udaddi: older guy w disposable income uchild: things are gonna get easier

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I've entered my mysterious bruises era.

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Whoever invented how to pronounce the word "macabre" did a really good jabre.

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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

submitted 26 days ago • 54 comments

The most obvious reason for developing teleportation is to be able to pop in and out of Disneyland at any time.

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me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer

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New website, who dis I don’t post about my work too terribly often, but now I am and I hope you like exploring what I’ve been up to. Maybe you even want to buy a piece. Who knows. That’s for you to say. www.whatmaddness.com

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If you don't believe I'm fully fluent in AARP, I just described Blake Lively to my mom as "the blond one from the magic pants who's married to Deadpool."

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to this sheep: ewe are enough

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At my place, it's PBS and Chill.

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Pals! It’s $5 Friday! To be honest, we needed another week off to care for everyone’s but we got a message from a rural NC shelter about Reed. He needed urgent help n we couldn’t say no. If you’d like ta help with Reed’s vet care, we truly thank you 🥹♥️ www.rescuecoop.org/donate

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If I can be of further disappointment, please do not hesitate to let me know

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Just remembered that The Muppet Show theme song contains the line “it’s time to put on makeup” and it makes me wonder what they look like without it, maybe they look normal

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No, I am not free later. In fact, I am more expensive later.

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cop: walk me through it again manager: first, someone screamed cop: what happened next? manager: somebody else screamed cop: and then? manager: THEY ALL SCREAMED

Had to go to the office for a work thing & feeling a little retro 🍒

Mini photoshoot with my boy, Mr Stripes for #caturday 🐈‍⬛

grammar was more important in the days of you’re

nobody: absolutely nobody: me: it’s the creature from the black legume

Sitting here crying about sweet Howie the crab as she slowly passes. Hard to be an animal lover sometimes 😢

[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a fifth Non Blonde

i’ll never understand people who get in the fast lane just to drive the speed limit. this lane is for CRIME

If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day, I’d secretly drop fake engagement rings into random drinks—just to sit back and watch the chaos unfold. Bon appétit!

My heart is ready for the Puppy Bowl today.

Live every day like it's your last day to procrastinate.

what if I told u they've been putting 5G in our milk?

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

I'm a blacksmith in a video game. I make three little clinky taps every time you give me five bronze bars to upgrade your weapon. Good day to you

If I could pinpoint our jump to this crap timeline, I would say it was when McDonald's stop frying their apple pies.

If I could pinpoint our jump to this crap timeline, I would say it was when McDonald's stop frying their apple pies.

My dog is like "You seem tense. Have you tried napping all day, with occasional readjustments?"

Having one of those days where I just want to drink coffee and pet some baby goats.

Someone is jealous.. 😅

Natalie and her potato are a better couple than her and Josh #TheLastResort #90dayfiance

umami: mushrooms udaddi: older guy w disposable income uchild: things are gonna get easier

I've entered my mysterious bruises era.

Whoever invented how to pronounce the word "macabre" did a really good jabre.

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

The most obvious reason for developing teleportation is to be able to pop in and out of Disneyland at any time.

me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer

New website, who dis I don’t post about my work too terribly often, but now I am and I hope you like exploring what I’ve been up to. Maybe you even want to buy a piece. Who knows. That’s for you to say. www.whatmaddness.com

If you don't believe I'm fully fluent in AARP, I just described Blake Lively to my mom as "the blond one from the magic pants who's married to Deadpool."

to this sheep: ewe are enough

At my place, it's PBS and Chill.

Pals! It’s $5 Friday! To be honest, we needed another week off to care for everyone’s but we got a message from a rural NC shelter about Reed. He needed urgent help n we couldn’t say no. If you’d like ta help with Reed’s vet care, we truly thank you 🥹♥️ www.rescuecoop.org/donate

If I can be of further disappointment, please do not hesitate to let me know

Just remembered that The Muppet Show theme song contains the line “it’s time to put on makeup” and it makes me wonder what they look like without it, maybe they look normal

No, I am not free later. In fact, I am more expensive later.

cop: walk me through it again manager: first, someone screamed cop: what happened next? manager: somebody else screamed cop: and then? manager: THEY ALL SCREAMED

Beagle posse says hi 👋🏼

Beagle posse says hi 👋🏼

You learn something new every day. It’s generally pretty horrifying.