[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a fifth Non Blonde - ThreadSky

sofarrsogud.bsky.social • 8 days ago

[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a fifth Non Blonde

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truantmusic.bsky.social•8 days ago

Q Anon Blondes

ethanmawyersongparodies.com•8 days ago

She made a deal with God to get up the great big hill in less than 25 years, leaving the others far behind.

zeta-strike.bsky.social•8 days ago

Part of the deal was also to make her not blonde , originally she was.

snarkey1.bsky.social•8 days ago

25% better?

realmovieev.bsky.social•8 days ago

the band disbanded when she wasn't

philjreese.bsky.social•8 days ago

This is the most delightful thread on the internet today.

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•8 days ago

Sometimes social media can be fun 👊🏻

dangerbrain.bsky.social•7 days ago

I said something about a fifth non-blond next to a bird and the next day the government showed up at my door

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•7 days ago

Don't talk in front of 'birds'. Got it.

jeremyosner.bsky.social•8 days ago

What about a French band called 4 nonnes bonnes

ccrgmac.bsky.social•8 days ago

Hey! (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

kidyossarian.bsky.social•7 days ago

I measured, and the nails are actually 8 11/16 inches.

biblioclast.bsky.social•7 days ago

25 years and my life is still trying to prove that the Kool-Aid man actually killed JFK.

spatula8.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yes… and I heard she was also the 10001st maniac!

houfek.bsky.social•8 days ago

How long do you think there were exactly 1001 dalmatians?

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•8 days ago

1001? The movie only has 101 so WHERE ARE THE OTHER ONES GONE??

houfek.bsky.social•8 days ago

I could have sworn there was a sequel that had 1001 but maybe I dreamt it. Or it's one of those Mandela Effect things that happened in my home universe.

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•8 days ago

Omg I'm talking to an alien right now. Omg. Omg. I'm gonna be the best conspiracy theorist in the world. I mean universe.

misanthropesq.bsky.social•8 days ago

She’s the one who _knows_ what’s going on

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•8 days ago

Omg

wyrdeone.bsky.social•7 days ago

This is how you get seated the kid table with people who think JFK was assassinated by aliens.

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•7 days ago

And together WE WILL PROVE IT!!!

wyrdeone.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'm not gonna say it didn't happen that way

voidvaporvortex.bsky.social•8 days ago

this isn’t a joke, she’s real and she bought all the shoes for the Heaven’s Gate cardmembers

baronvonj.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hey!

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂😂

wikibara.bsky.social•8 days ago

She lives Four Doors Down, if you want to see her.

scuitar.bsky.social•8 days ago

Ok, but check this out. I’m not convinced that any of them were non-blonde.

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•8 days ago

Omg someone's a member of Q A Non

scuitar.bsky.social•8 days ago

When they wake up in the morning and step out side, take a deep breath and get real high? That’s from adrenochrome. Where we go one, we go all.

biblioclast.bsky.social•7 days ago

I wish I could like this post 102829288 times.

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•8 days ago

I don't know what to say. You're dangerous, man.

trashhag.bsky.social•8 days ago

🤯

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•8 days ago

timwhodrawsstuff.bsky.social•8 days ago

There was but she was lost in the Bermuda Triangle 📐

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•8 days ago

I KNEW IT!!!

mercurywoodrose.bsky.social•8 days ago

Pete best

uncleduke1969.bsky.social•8 days ago

I have proof.

snappleroan.bsky.social•8 days ago

THAT’S what’s up

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•8 days ago

OMG!!!

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