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itsmeryan.bsky.social
”doing bad things is fun sometimes” Baltimore 18+ or get lost
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When someone asks me what movie I can watch over and over again:

anyway that was One For The Books there is something so special about getting butt naked and covered in sweat with a man with abs

My car is fucked up bc all of my regular hookups live in east Baltimore and no matter which route I take I hit legendary potholes on my way over there

everyone say hi the the dude who follows and unfollows me 2-3 times a week

I took the day off, but my cock didn’t take the day off from being fat

Some words of affirmation to get you all through this Monday 😍😍😍

here’s my semi btw

“there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” was about finding tops

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

drunk as hell just got home and ordered Peruvian food GOD SHINED HER LIGHT ON ME

way drunker than anticipated and about to fight this dude next to me who won’t shut up about yeast

gays with private pools who will let me swim naked, save me

here’s my semi btw

of course the lady who slapped a kid on her flight for calling her Miss Piggy was flying from Orlando to Hagerstown

This man is so fine I let him call me Bryan for an hour bc he didn’t hear me correct him the first time

grouchy today

It’s becoming clear that my passion in life is finding men to kiss at the bar

we are soooo back baby I forgot how satisfying it is to actually go out and pick up guys at the bar 🤤 the making eyes across the room to making out for 45 minutes to me kicking my feet back and forth in bed while we text pipeline is alive and well

and if I ended up at the Eagle that’s my prerogative

grouchy today

learning an online friend’s last name is a harrowing experience

hanging low on #fcf can’t wat to go home and crank it