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”doing bad things is fun sometimes” Baltimore 18+ or get lost
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Carole calling Aviva deranged >>>

wowww great story did you know I have a really full bush and it’s blonde

that being said if any other mutuals are gonna be around… lmk 😇😈😇😈😇

I took the day off, but my cock didn’t take the day off from being fat

friend I haven’t seen in several years is coming to town for Baltimore pride & I’m gonna have his dick sooooo far down my throat 🥹 beautiful things on the horizon

sharks today I would like you to shut the fuck up

traffic was shit and I just realized I left my AirPods charging at home 😭 this is going to be a terrible day

When someone asks me what movie I can watch over and over again:

anyway that was One For The Books there is something so special about getting butt naked and covered in sweat with a man with abs

My car is fucked up bc all of my regular hookups live in east Baltimore and no matter which route I take I hit legendary potholes on my way over there

everyone say hi the the dude who follows and unfollows me 2-3 times a week

I took the day off, but my cock didn’t take the day off from being fat

Some words of affirmation to get you all through this Monday 😍😍😍

here’s my semi btw

“there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” was about finding tops

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

drunk as hell just got home and ordered Peruvian food GOD SHINED HER LIGHT ON ME

way drunker than anticipated and about to fight this dude next to me who won’t shut up about yeast

gays with private pools who will let me swim naked, save me

here’s my semi btw

of course the lady who slapped a kid on her flight for calling her Miss Piggy was flying from Orlando to Hagerstown