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itsmeryan.bsky.social
”doing bad things is fun sometimes” Baltimore 18+ or get lost
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Carole calling Aviva deranged >>>

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wowww great story did you know I have a really full bush and it’s blonde

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

that being said if any other mutuals are gonna be around… lmk 😇😈😇😈😇

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I took the day off, but my cock didn’t take the day off from being fat

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

friend I haven’t seen in several years is coming to town for Baltimore pride & I’m gonna have his dick sooooo far down my throat 🥹 beautiful things on the horizon

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

sharks today I would like you to shut the fuck up

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

traffic was shit and I just realized I left my AirPods charging at home 😭 this is going to be a terrible day

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When someone asks me what movie I can watch over and over again:

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anyway that was One For The Books there is something so special about getting butt naked and covered in sweat with a man with abs

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My car is fucked up bc all of my regular hookups live in east Baltimore and no matter which route I take I hit legendary potholes on my way over there

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everyone say hi the the dude who follows and unfollows me 2-3 times a week

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I took the day off, but my cock didn’t take the day off from being fat

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Some words of affirmation to get you all through this Monday 😍😍😍

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here’s my semi btw

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

“there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” was about finding tops

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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

submitted 2 days ago • 405 comments

drunk as hell just got home and ordered Peruvian food GOD SHINED HER LIGHT ON ME

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

way drunker than anticipated and about to fight this dude next to me who won’t shut up about yeast

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

gays with private pools who will let me swim naked, save me

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

here’s my semi btw

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

of course the lady who slapped a kid on her flight for calling her Miss Piggy was flying from Orlando to Hagerstown

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