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itsmeryan.bsky.social
”doing bad things is fun sometimes” Baltimore 18+ and nsfw ya dummy
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so I blacked out lmao for the first time in prob years hehe oops

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sometimes people start shooting (allegedly) and you have to run 4mi. That’s just what happens. I’m ok but omg

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

ran from gunfire and made friends with all the girls I huffed 5 blocks with 😭

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

legs r out too btw

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

omw to misbehave

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

“levels” comes on shuffle and suddenly I forget how to act

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

I WANT MORE THAN I CAN TAKE 🤪

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

starting out with espresso martinis… watch out y’all

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

I gave Jeff Foxworthy wrong directions in Seattle

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

oooops my dick fell out on gay guy friday #fcf

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Baltimore kinda like that

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

oh that’s okay, we don’t need her back

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

people who have “coworkers” >>>>>> people who have “colleagues” <<<<<<

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

10 is too easy so I will do 100 Hook Jumanji Matilda

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

someone invite me gay camping. I’ll provide campfire entertainment and deepthroating

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

oooops my dick fell out on gay guy friday #fcf

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Olympic sport trying to rip sweaty work clothes off of my body

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put on Cortisa Star after lunch and it’s soooo funny how they switch up!!! now it’s “Ryan who is this?” “Ryan what song is this?” 🙄

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mind going crazy thinking about what Kristin’s outfits will be considering Scottish weather isn’t the most appropriate for her sleeveless wardrobe

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Kristin Kish is gonna win traitors s4 btw. And Natalie will make it to the end.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

you can’t see the crease in my hair from my headset from my selfie angle 😇

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

just had to send a message that read “so I’m definitely down to go to the fisting party but do I have to be fisted to attend?” Happy Pride!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

you can’t see the crease in my hair from my headset from my selfie angle 😇

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

everyone in the room ragging on me for listening to bagpipe music while I work but the gag is I lock in and outperform 95% of them 😇

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having an IT issue so bad that the helpdesk person started cursing

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

major Gay Guy Weekend ahead y’all, pray for my liver and balls

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Huda on Love Island USA makes me irrationally angry omgggg does this girl know what show she’s on 😭

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

conflicting plans tn which means I will do nothing and stay home

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sorry for being aggressive earlier, I was really hot :(

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

quick someone steal kristi noem’s purse again

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the left turn I have to make out of my work’s parking lot is soooo detrimental to my psychological health

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment