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itsnotbread.bsky.social
Hi! I'm a harmless shitposter.
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Noem loves to play dress up so maybe she's telling everyone else it's a winner
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There's a whole couch full of Fox Friends. None of them want these no show jobs?
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He was in a throuple with elon? 🤷
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He can unhinge his jaw, so it's unlikely.
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Umm...
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Leg day is woke!
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Melt it 🔥🧊🔥
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I try not to call him. He gets bat guano all over the place
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Turn up the heat on these ice holes 🔥🧊🧊🧊🔥
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The ice holes are having a meltdown. Turn up the heat! 🔥🧊🧊🧊🔥
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The gestapo were real people with real families. They were just doing their jobs rounding up jews. People should have been nicer to them.
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Poor ice holes are having a meltdown. Sad! 🧊🧊🧊
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The Bible is DEI. There are zero white people in it.
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Reading isn't very manly
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Not since he said he hoped Israel would sink Greta Thunbergs boat yesterday.
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Do you think trump even remembers who Vance is?
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Elon is on a hell of a bender. He's gonna have an "oh fuck" kind of morning.
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Deflate Big Ballz!
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Correction: Everything's computer.
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There's always money in the banana stand.
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Curtis Yarvin got his first boner today. True story
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Pearl Jam opened for the stones.
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People do enjoy elon musk and Cybertrucks. Also, it's called the Big, Beautiful Birthday parade, Darth. Thanks.
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That's up to Big Ballz now, isn't it
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*Farce
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On the couch elon slept on while in doge?
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Democrats could never pull this off. They're coming up with some word soup about civility and unity or some crap.
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He has doge kiddies seeded all over the government with access to everything.
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Musk has doge kiddies seeded all over the government with access to everything. Makes it interesting.
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Musk has doge kiddies seeded all over the government and they have access to everything.
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Taco could try to Prigozhin him but Hegseth would fuck if up.
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Is Yarvin getting his first ever boner? You bet he is!
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If it lasts for more than four hours...
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Jade Helm was Clinton era? Man, I'm old.
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Seeds and dust that you got bust on You know it's hard to believe 30 days in the hole -Humble Pie
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Seeds and dust that you got bust on You know it's hard to believe 30 days in the hole -Humble Pie
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Pretty sure they don't. Spent two years working a high end farm. They will never know our struggles.
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My best friend's brother is ice. Not sure how to deal with that.
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We still can, Darth. Keep hope alive.
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Does he mean prone to die soon so Thiel could take over sooner rather than later? All of these clowns are a physical mess: Thiel, musk, yarvin, etc.
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Love it. That's how they should be treated everywhere.
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He says he did artillery in the army, so he's qualified.
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Isn't this what elon was up to with the silverware at mar a lardo a couple of months ago when he was tripping balls with that random baby mama?
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I see elon's Optimus is ahead of schedule, yet prone to cancer because Bobby Jr is a stupid.