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I love old fashioneds, Army Logistics, Texas A&M, and most importantly The Dallas Stars
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Three regulation loses. Had to amend it late last year
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I didn’t yell “GOOD” at the tv. That would be petty and wrong
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That’s a two person hammock! He’s a big boy and he’s not even 2 yet. He thinks he’s a lap dog.
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Could we compromise with first home goal tonight and first hat trick Thursday?
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Dick the butcher sends his regards
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If it drains through the disposal make sure the dishwasher line is higher than where it enters the disposal. Otherwise your disposal is draining into your dishwasher
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Yeah that was super soft
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Maybe you should have!
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As it was always meant to be
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Nate walks in and sees white substance on *unnamed player’s* mustache: that better not be fucking sugar.
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You can’t truly crush a man until you’ve given him hope.
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SAY IT AGAIN!!!!
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Has my client done bad things in the past? Yes. Has he done bad things in the present? Also yes. Has he learned from his mistakes? Definitely not. But your honor this time he is legitimately innocent!
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They have elite defense! Matt Dumba is on the ice buddy! #Dumba55
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PILLS JESSIE?!?!
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#MoxBunch
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ITS THE FINNIPINO LINE!!! Yes I’m shouting with joy
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Genius adjacent
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It’s so hard to rhyme Lekkermäki!
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A Swede called Lekkerimäki Got mad someone called him a lackey He pushed and he shoved But ne’er took off the gloves Cause the truth is he’s really just sucky