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This all started because I forgot to invite Cicely Tyson to my birthday party. I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television Eph. Snack Caucus co-founder. In MN. https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
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Okay. I love breweries and dates a brewer who I'm still cool with. That said, no man is allowed to rake a dating app photo obviously in a brewery any more. i don't care if that's your job (statistically it likely is)

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Jessica Fletcher rolled up into KGB hq and yelled , "I have rights" and tormented the NSA because she was right there are a million sleeper Jessica Fletchers for good (advocates for truth and justice) and also 200 operating for bad. (Serial killers)

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Is Tetris 99 a FPS? In this essay I will be correct.

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In 16 days we're going to be neck deep in 10+ weeks of plot about someone selling alarm clocks and also a guy making a list of fancy people who chill in his town. And trains.

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A lot of people vindicated today but no one more than the "Actually Aidan Shaw sucks ass. Big was terrible AND YET" delegation. I don't even trust Aidan supporters. Never have.

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I'm the new NYT ethicist and I get paid 100k per year to write "IKYFL" add footnotes that are just "Rob this person."

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US Sports - What do you want? Fans: A bunch of women who are hoopers but could be runway models but are also smart BUT deeply unserious -- US Sports: Okay cool -- Fans: Wait. And the movie Girls Trip but also The L Word... US Sports: What if I made the NBA but with women? Fans: Girl, I guess.

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They gotta bring back Diana because rookie Paige ain't even dressed to play and she's trash talking vets. 😭😭😭 In other news, when is Paige going on Stud Budz? www.instagram.com/p/DKldPjMt0Ki/

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A bunch of you cannot be trusted to pick up hockey facts being put down without being annoying and ruining it so now no one gets to comment on hockey facts.

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Some fun facts about hockey equipment in honor of the Stanley Cup. - neck guards exist - people routinely get hit with hard rubber and feel very little - ice hockey is a popular sport in MN - roller hockey is played in LA - you might know someone who plays or used to -hockey is for everyone!

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After being diagnosed with a cancer that he didn’t actually have, Anthony Olson dropped out of college, moved back in with his parents and began Weiner’s prescribed regimen: four straight days on chemo, four weeks off. Olson endured this for nine years. (Published Dec. 2024)

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Has anyone written a longform piece on the little brushes umpires use to clean home plate? What are they made of? Are they single sourced? How did they come about?

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Adding DNC Chair Ken Martin to the group chat after we're all tired from from relationship advice earlier and yelling, "Rob that man, Ken" in voice notes.

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What?

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Meanwhile, RuPaul www.instagram.com/reel/DKiEAve...

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Just checked Schiff's account and he's digging in on this point over and over and over again and... 😬

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Damn, thats wild how I don't want to fight everyone now that its 17° cooler inside.

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Dems should definitely "befriend" Elon and then rob him.

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Today, on this old house: took a 30+ year old AC out of window. Learned window was built around the AC. It's a 3/4 window? That can't be raised or lowered but the box is the same size as every other window in the room. Glad my good friend is in construction and is handling it. We in the trenches

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This... isn't a cancon show?

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I need to be vulnerable and admit that I must've confused Pavement with another band and had been under the impression they made a way harder genre of rock. Sorry!

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The TSA account is very clearly joking (if you ever look at their social media)

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I am older than Lil Wayne and that man currently raps like he's a cool 15 years older than me (derogatory)

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We're all entitled to financial compensation for listening to this shit.

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Sorry to be gif millennial but

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So, apparently, the company that owns the Big 4 sewing pattern companies (and Perler fusible beads among other brands) just sold those assets to a liquidation company. Those are the last printers of tissue paper sewing patterns AFAIK. Kind of crazy. craftindustryalliance.org/parent-compa...

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