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submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Seriously, what did we ever fucking do to you to spiteful, little shits?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Dear entitled customers, If you're too impatient to wait for me to count your change, I'm not stopping you to tell you that an extra five got stuck in there because you were in too much of a hurry and I'm keeping it as compensation for your rudeness Be respectful, be patient. Thank you.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

@mimcubus.bsky.social It should actually be easy to play Mim in DnD. Just make a Tiefling Archfey Warlock whose patron sends them out to collect dreams and fantasies. Designed in Hero Forge. #Mimages

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

#QuoteOfTheDay: "Part of the fun of being in a queer poly relationship is thirst posting with friends."

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

TRUMP WANTS A 3RD TERM! The last time Americans voted for a Democratic Socialist as President, they elected him 4 times in a row. Franklin D Roosevelt (FDR) = Emergency Banking Act, FDIC, New Deal, Social Security, NRLA, minimum wage, 40 hour work week, Allied Coalition, the 2nd New Deal... F-TRUMP!

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

IMPEACH WALZ, HEGSETH, GABBARD Trump downplayed texting of sensitive plans for a military strike against Houthis this month to…a journalist, saying it was “the only glitch in two months” of his administration.(PBS) Trump: ”I don't think he (Waltz) should apologize. I think he's doing his best.”(Fox)

submitted 88 days ago • 18 comments

Carlin understood the cruelty and dishonesty of our country better than any of us.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

“I WANT YOU TO STOP BEING AFRAID: of other Americans of other religions of other classes of other nations of speaking out. YOU'RE AMERICANS. ACT LIKE IT! If you don't get it, ask an American who does."

submitted 94 days ago • 13 comments

The fact that I'm the only person at my job that isn't a chain smoker or an alcoholic in spite of a family history of addictive personalities says a lot about my character and makes me feel powerful AF.

submitted 235 days ago • 0 comments

Told a customer that insults and verbally abused me weekly that I wasn't going to serve him. He told me that he hoped that I burned in my car and declared victory as he ran away like a coward. Is this the country y'all voted for? Misogynistic rednecks too scared to stand their ground?

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

If you're AMAB wearing suspenders and you AREN'T nonbinary or a butch transbian, I'm gonna assume you enjoy the smell of cow shit a bit too much. #MyToxicTrait

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that she's that good looking and been on HRT for only half as long as me feels disrespectful. 🤣💜

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

People in my area, particularly older people, clearly never heard the phrase, "fewer words, greater impact," and it shows.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Cartoons voiced by real animals (Episode 2): Fox

submitted 117 days ago • 85 comments

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

submitted 128 days ago • 1218 comments

Abscess Petrillo: "Picture it; Catachan, 999.M41..." Canoness Zbornak: "Mom, if this is another story about you being swept off your feet by Sly Marbo..." 🙄 Sister Superior Devereaux: "Let her finish, sister; I find these stories... inspiring." 🥵

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 158 days ago • 148 comments

I'd like to point out that three of my five prescriptions list "drowsiness" as a side effect, warn that "alcohol and marijuana may intensify this effect," and I STILL struggle to get a good night's sleep. No durg is stronger than my anxiety.

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Ford F-150 Commercial music starts playing Y'ever step outside an' it's so cold you can feel your teeth poppin' like ice cubes in a warm drink? Well that's what it's like to live in Northern New Hampshire.

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submitted 188 days ago • 1 comment

An unpaid, unsponsored review of @gamersupps.bsky.social's GamerSoups because they sent me a sample of their beef ramen and I'm all about informing the consumer in this hyper-capitalist wasteland that is modern American life. You are quite welcome. 😁

submitted 188 days ago • 1 comment

One 13 year old boy would have caught this. 🤣 #Phrasing #Oops #BadDesign

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

So... This happened the other night... #SoftButch #Lesbian

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know what's going on, but apparently people think I suddenly look more attractive today. Like, men AND women I know have told me that I look hotter than usual.Did I just learn to turn on the glamour of the fey or something?

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

I don't care what they do as long as they do it WAY THE FUGG OVER THERE.

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments

BEFORE YOU JUDGE A TRUMP VOTER, WALK A MILE IN THEIR SHOES... :-)}

submitted 220 days ago • 19 comments

Polyamory is comfortable until you have to explain it to others. Do you know how scary it is to be explaining your relationship status to ADULTS and see them get hung up on the idea that someone can CONSENT to seeing multiple people? Like, what else about relationships have you not been educated on?

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

If the anti-woke crowd hasn't started bitching about this yet, they will soon. 🤣

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submitted 222 days ago • 0 comments

Reconnecting with Twitter mutuals.

submitted 222 days ago • 0 comments

Actual advice from a customer: "Drive fast; take chances."

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

✨ Warhammer 40k ✨ Cyberpunk ✨ AuDHD ✨ Mental health ✨ Scratch building/kitbashing ✨ DnD ✨ TTRPGs ✨ Music

submitted 227 days ago • 0 comments

I don't even fucking know anymore,bro. Just annex us or nuke us before our contagion spreads; I don't even care which anymore.

submitted 227 days ago • 0 comments

No officer, I wasn't just marveling at how fat my ass is getting in the public bathroom mirror while shaking it to Joan Jett. 😅🍑

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submitted 230 days ago • 62 comments