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As your congresswoman, I will allow transgender for everybody.

📣 We're going to do a ONE HOUR BOYCOTT of AMAZON 😷 No one buy anything from Amazon for the next hour! 💵🚫⏲️ If you need anything just go to Whole Foods! 🛒🌭🥨🍖🥦

capitalism killed guys being in rock bands. who has the time

the president is the exact mental combination of Mr burns and Homer Simpson and people don't see that he's evil and dumb

One fucking guy is so mad that 2.25 million people make less combined than what he owns that he's destroying them

hey you know what seeing 211b as the salary of the entire federal govt makes me think? one fucking guy owns almost double that

he’s so mad we clocked his fake gamer tea

A few recent finds from Pastaza, Ecuador. The biodiversity here is incredible. #fungi #mycology #fungifriends #biodiversity

bless pbs for putting all of their documentaries on YouTube for the free

why does robert evans always talk sensuously about random middle aged actor men nobody's ever heard of

melt down all the guns and turn them into swords

it's time for leftists to buy the swords and blades they've long dreamed of

Just used the bathroom at the airport and musk and his goons already removed the urinal dividers Fuck this country

Power and control reflect fear among men

our two "strong, dominant" leaders couldn't handle taco bell spice

easily the shittiest fucking groundhog

youtu.be/-xNbVhTvjNw

you can literally just sniper no sniping the feds

deport dr phil

Artificial intelligence, more like real stupidity amiright fellas

Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs theonion.com/industr...

The Decaying Blue Lynx Head is tired of your bullshit and lack of conscience.

guys.. the canned bean juice.. it's not good.. and it's okay to admit that it's basically slimy goop and it sucks! you don't have to pretend it's good!

peeing and drinking is such a vicious cycle..

is it just me or does it seem like harris got away with lying about working at mcdonald's

Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids

we need to go back to saying frick . We have becomr too obscene

Time for my nightly potion of +10 silly

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

if seed oils are so bad for you then why can birds fly so good

if billionaires want us to keep having babies so badly then perhaps they should cease ushering in an unlivable society

first mf i see wearing facebook rayban glasses

gun culture actually makes it harder to be a tough guy. You should be able to do an intimidation check and not have to worry about the dude cheating and blasting

some favs this year

Good news everyhone. I've finally uncovered the identity of the Unabomber. It was Ted Kaczynski.

Just a reminder that cops aren't workers

Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!

Phone is the mind killer

Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic theonion.com/cult-leader-...

when i strike oil im getting that P. Thiel vein installed in my skull that sucks the moisture out of my brain and pisses it all over my head

Good morning to everyone who likes seeing Peter Thiel so so so scared ONLY

at least the right wing will spend the next years being incredibly constipated because they've stopped believing in beans nuts and vegetables

it's fat fuck friday

We need awake ourselves of the materialistic, capitalist view of the world, where people are either customers or marks. Capitalism will sell you the rope to hang yourself with & then make you pay for the coffin & pass the debt onto your kids. People must say enough and make the oligarchs fear US

Sweden Gives Man 6 Months Paternity Leave For Busting Huge Load theonion.com/sweden-gives...

Republicans are crap at remembering to switch over to their burner accounts.

why are you so quiet because i was told not to speak if i don't have anything nice to say

shoutout to UnitedHealth CEO for being so out-of-touch that every message to staff results in another wave of angry leaks and tipsters for me