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j-mike.bsky.social
RN. Parent. Autistic. Trekkie. Queer. Jew. They/them pronouns but I'll take masc pronouns these days too.
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1. Lock the target 2. Bait the line 3. Slowly spread the net 4. Catch the man

I was having an emotion, and I hate that.

The Philadelphia Eagles 🦅 have declined an invitation to the White House to celebrate their awesome victory with this shit ass piece of shit. 💩 This is really America’s team, goddamnit

The Girls!!!!

If I had a nickel for every time a group of which I am part has been blamed for a country's economic challenges as a pretext for genocide I'd have TWO FUCKING NICKELS

This is absolutely buck wild

A recent US presidential EO "refers to autism and other disabilities as 'a dire threat to the American people & our way of life.' This is fundamentally inaccurate. Autistic people have always been here, including before America existed. We aren’t new." autisticadvocacy.org/2025/02/asan... 1/2

Standing in front of my storm door, waiting for the food that I ordered 15 seconds ago to get here

So they know in advance what everyone else already knows but will now have a harder time demonstrating, namely that this administration's policies will kill pregnant people, postpartum people, and infants.

#online

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute. The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud. This was the right and only appropriate response.

Yeah death sounds shitty but you ever been telling a story in a group of people and someone else starts talking over you and everyone listens to them instead so you just kind of peter out

unrelated i'm sure, but the usda is reporting an epidemic of insomniac horses out there who can't get their prescriptions filled for one night of sleep.

She always looks like she's having an existential crisis, meanwhile she's purring loud enough to be heard from rooms away

Worked 5 nights of the past 6, encompassing a top 3 worst shift of my career. Every time I get a few minutes to doomscroll the doom is escalating faster. I gotta admit I'm not coping great.

Being middle aged is awesome I love going to do some lil neck stretches and hearing rice krispies sounds in my neck all the time, that's very cool and normal

become ungovernable

(1/4) Recent layoffs of federal workers has a disproportionate impact on Native Americans, but is receiving almost no media attention. In Indian Health Services, which provides healthcare to 2.8 mil NAs, 2,200 people were laid off, including 1,400 who provide direct patient care.

Guess who just clocked out. Yes, my shift ostensibly ends at 0730. Truly right up there among the worst shifts of my life.

Arrived at 2245 to a shitshow assignment and a fresh delivery admission en route, COVID positive, on mag. Truly deserve flowers for showing up at this point.

Hahahaha nope! Called back in for 2300. Which means functionally I've doubled my commute time AND money for like an hour and a half being cozy at home. When I tell you I am IRRITATED...

Scene: I am standing in front of my locker at 1847 loading up my pockets for my 4th shift in a row Phone rings. It's the charge nurse. "Hey, I'm at my locker, can come upstairs in a second. What do you need?" "We're overstaffed. Wanna go home?" Me: 🏃💨

Uhhhhhhhh

The anti-CRT/DEI/WHITE movement predates the American education system. But don't take my word for it... Read the primary sources Hurry up. It might be illegal soon.

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

Me and pretty much everyone I love being a dire threat to the American people and their way of life would be pretty cool and funny if we weren't all targeted for state murder.

what my kids need to understand is that the unwatchable trash from my childhood is precious, while the unwatchable trash they love is the killer of minds