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amtrak’s marketing team gets it

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Uatu the Watcher, sitting in the Cuck Chair

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i love Light Rail

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

the only good "prompt engineer" is when the train driver shows up early for work

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New: Nebraska Gov. Jim Pillen has activated the state National Guard ahead of schedule protests this weekend.

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i know it’s completely up to me to save the world and i have been slacking but trust me i’ve been beating myself up about it every single minute

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

My fiancée has been out of town for exactly 36 hours and already I’ve devolved to this

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Mary Worth is taking a dark turn yet again

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Is 2025 the year I get into Warhammer? I mean probably not but I like the idea of it

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

In our kitchen cardboard gets folded up and wedged behind the recycling bin. At the end of the week I take the bin out to the big recycling barrel and all the cardboard flops to the floor, then I have to pick it all up to take it out to the barrel.

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It’s finally the time of year when the grocery store deli finally has spring salad again. They can’t make it any other time of year, you just can’t quality good mayonnaise any other season.

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Cancelled by the woke mob because I wouldn't stop saying "Murder, She Wrote" in a Yoda voice.

submitted 22 days ago • 11 comments

Before posting, pause and ask yourself “Would this make Peggy Hill chuckle and say ‘Peggy Hill, you’ve done it again’ before adding it to her musings column in the Arlen Bystander?” If the answer is yes, then you know you’ve got a banger of a post.

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senators in the #neleg are now being forced to filibuster a bill they worked hard on achieving bipartisan support for—just to keep jane raybould's disgusting LB258 from being amended into it @nebdems.bsky.social please come collect your anti-labor capitalist scumbag, LD28 did not vote for this shit

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Alt universe where Lin Manuel Miranda bought a copy of WEB Dubois’ “John Brown” before going on vacation

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Aw Peter David. Between his Star Trek novels and X-Factor, he was a huge part of my formative reading years

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a website where people can post that they’re going to the IKEA four hours away, and other people can post what they need from IKEA for them to grab this post brought to you by me really wishing i had picked up a Skadis when I was there a couple months ago

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

One weird method i use to measure the passage of time is by reviewing the 'Recently Added' section of my iTunes library and discovering not for the first time that those albums i definitely remember buying a month or two ago were in fact purchased over two years ago now.

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My new business is making up terrible drag names so let me know if you want to buy Jpeggy Hill, Tippi Large Hedren Collider or SCART lead Johansson.

submitted 30 days ago • 17 comments

Just remembered when I was coming home today I saw a guy pooping out the side of his truck into the street while talking on a cell phone

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

"Schadenfreude" is one of those complicated German things. The gist of it is, if you see Freud's shadow, it means you have another two months of seeing phalluses everywhere.

submitted 32 days ago • 19 comments

I need a new Shadowrun actual play podcast to listen to. I already listened to the best one though so that makes it hard to find a new one.

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

Booked Amtrak tickets for a solo bachelor trip in western Colorado for August. Yeehaw

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Celebrating my birthday with a POPUP FUNDRAISER! Give $50(or more!) to Trans Law Center. Message me here to claim, then email a screenshot of your receipt. I'll send you a postcard sketch of any comics character. No celeb likenesses. Comics characters only! (🧵cont) transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/

submitted 34 days ago • 10 comments

A thing that currently brings me joy is every morning texting with my friend about the day’s Mary Worth strip.

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A product manager sent an email canceling a meeting and ended it with "If your input is required, you will be notified" and i think i'm going to start signing all my emails that way

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

"Living well is the best revenge." – someone who has never thrown a jar of spiders onto their enemy's face.

submitted 38 days ago • 17 comments

Grackles are an enemy of the people

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PBS American Masters episode interviewing Daveed Diggs about cyberpunk? Extremely my shit

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

To anyone who follows my #LNK feed, I know it’s not working. The feeds hosting provider has been experiencing issues, and I refuse to learn how to build and host a feed myself.

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coffee places that close at 4pm are haters

submitted 41 days ago • 6 comments