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GPU and Metal guy at Apple via Playstation, Guerrilla Games. Creating beautiful things and building them well. Miami Vice Super Fan.
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That MOTHERFUCKER AIMED RIGHT AT HER AND THE PHOTO JOURNALIST

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Did you know "I give up" is an anapodoton? The full idiom is "I give up the cake". This pairs with the idiom "taking the cake". I mean, it's not, but it took me 5 minutes of googling to recall the word "anapodoton" so I'm definitely going to try to convince some native speakers of this.

Ah, all the artifacts were fixed by replacing one '<' with '<=', duh. It all works now, particle life completely on WebGPU! There are 2^18 (~260k) particles here; my PC struggles after about half a million particles. Will probably try to optimize it a bit later.

How cool is this guy. I feel like this aesthetic should make a comeback. Just have this guy do half-time next year. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjHo...

MitchFlowerPower set a new world record for SMB3. If you just want to see someone have the best day of their lives, check it out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Bi...

I have actual tears running down my face and my cheeks hurt. This is incredible

Well that’s my Monday sorted

I’ve been trying to find new social hobbies to meet new people, but I still haven’t found anything that clicked with me. Then I realized I like computer stuff. Are there any fun social computer/teaching related things in San Jose area that ppl recommend?

Great. Now I need to inject bleach into my eyes.

A cat is in a closed box with a phial of poison & a radioactive isotope. You don't know if the cat is dead or not. The box is in a closed room, two scientists enter & look into the box. One always lies, one always tells the truth. Will you pull the lever & redirect the trolley this room is on?

Ugh, every console gen makes buying the damn things harder. Now they want us to get up early so we can be the first in line at the White House to protest tariffs before we can even pre-order!?

IBD + food poisoning is not a good time. 🚀💩🌈

I cut up some cocktail sausages in my ramen today. Living the dream, baby! I could buy ~ a quarter US ton of discount cocktail sausages with one rent cheque. Economy is so broken.