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25, autistic, I go by he/they because Clive is him
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Jordan and Me

timmy turner would have wished for 9/11 to happen a 3rd time because he forgot to hand in his book report

lol well there you go everyone insisted I was wrong when I said Forces was the foundation for Frontiers

It's going to be the funniest day when it gets revealed whose payroll he was on because honestly it's anyone's bet at this point

This game turns civilized creatures into rabid beasts made of nothing but pure adrenaline and survival instincts.

what the fuck

Low key kinda glad bsky has the reputation of being a cringe millennial elder website bc thats means its way too uncool for 14 year olds to be on here

listen buddy i just think your hawk tuah is some slop tuah you gotta work on it more

taking you, yes YOU, the person reading this, to Dome Town 👀

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

im actually so obsessed with this I cant stop watching it

I think folks are overestimating things. Since GKCs exist, it doesn't matter how much cheaper Nintendo makes things; a ton of companies are gonna keep trying to ship them because it'll always be cheaper at the end of the day. The only way it will stop is if you vote with your wallet.

Can someone tell me why trans girls love to quote retweet something and just say “Jordan”

i love prediction of starfall (ffxiv)

tem on boat

ngl, all this stuff with game key cards and how it's literally only XSEED, Nintendo and CDPR using actual carts is depressing 99% of the industry just decided to go digital-only for Switch 2

I am incredibly impressed at how inept, bumbling, and incompetent this attempt to do an authoritarianism is.

ON APRIL 25, 2024 TIMMY TURNER KILLED MY FATHER

I SAID MONTHS NOT DAYS

Announce the fucking FF9 remake already what the fuck are they doing over there

Tony

hawk tuah tha mic rulah

I genuinely think that people who use ChatGPT, GenAI, Grok, etc should be put into a hole for wasting our natural resources. They are brainless and worthless.

“sure, the gop has been winning elections by moving farther away from, not closer to, the mythical political “center,” but after moderating his positions on civil rights, colin only lost by 9 to a man described by his own party members as the least likable man in the senate! let’s run colin again!”

Yall really glossed over the fact that the victim was killed by armed security guard you hired. And the fact that the shooting only happened because the security guard you hired decided to fire on a PoC who you then scapegoated and handed over to the police.

Disappearing a Jewish NYC mayoral candidate because he spoke up about your illegal activities and was doing his job as the Comptroller is definitely not making any analogies that racists have trying to pin on Mamdani

ICE arresting the NYPD is introducing deep quantum uncertainty into the Cool Zone

We need to coin interaction cuck so bad dude

Your favourite writers can barely afford to eat.

Looking through the quotes for the Twitter version of this post like:

Explain this one, fanboys 🤦‍♂️ #nintendo

seeing a movie about a different culture's values and deciding that the culture's values just aren't realistic by your own cynical standards is some true evil white guy stuff

The Legend of Heroes: Trails beyond the Horizon adds Switch 2 version, delayed to January 2026 in the west The Legend of Heroes: Trails beyond the Horizon will launch for Switch 2 alongside its previously announced PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Switch, and PC (Steam, Epic Games Store, GOG)…

Perfect encapsulation of the Democratic Party

The Legend of Heroes: Trails Beyond the Horizon Limited Edition (Switch 2 key card) up for preorder at NIS America Store ($109.99) buff.ly/6JHA6S3 yes, another key card.

A few month delay huh Y’know what that’s fine good even

The Legend of Heroes: Trails beyond the Horizon coming to Nintendo Switch 2, first Trails game on the console https://nintendoeverything.com/the-legend-of-heroes-trails-beyond-the-horizon-coming-to-nintendo-switch-2/

See, this is sort of the line between *creative work* and *product* that happens in commercial art. A product like an FFT Remaster *should* have everything, but the team is treating it like a personal creative work, their recasting of a game they worked on, without content they had no input into.

this is the logical next step of these movies being targeted at adults who have nostalgia for kids movies but are too self-concious to enjoy a cartoon as an adult, you gotta start sanding down happy feel-good endings for the sake of 'well, in the real world' takes on fiction