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Just learned about Excel’s XLOOKUP function. How long has this been a thing? Whenever VLOOKUP isn’t an option, I’ve been using INDEX/MATCH.

It’s not that “Katy Perry got to go to space and I didn’t.” We’re mad that a group of celebrities are hailed as “astronauts” while women in STEM are laid off and called “DEI hires.” Even Amanda Nguyen’s messaging about gender-based violence and inequality in STEM was overshadowed by girl-boss bs.

The version I have doesn’t seem to be removing depression. Oh wait, Surrounding area…

Hey @southwestccdc.com, This was one of our Blue Teamers this past season!

Come on out to Family Karaoke on Goodnight Lane at 7pm to hear @jacenrkohler.net talk about the news since last meeting and @watthewat.bsky.social speak on ICS Hacking: the OT killchain that breach Ukrainian power plants

There's a more secure alternative to texting via your phone's native messaging app. Signal is a free app that employs end-to-end encryption and we have a step-by-step guide to help you learn how to use it.

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

The road to fascism is paved with bitches telling you “it’s not that serious”

Come play with us

That’s all folks

When I finally retire, I’m gonna open a bakery. It’ll be called… Advanced Persistent Treats (Apologies if I read the somewhere, forgot, and stole it without attribution that I don’t remember)

Finally, after years of ad hoc donations, I finally became a scheduled recurring donating member of the @eff.org No idea what took me so long. I highly encourage you to do the same.

Is there a burner phone swap party at @defcon.bsky.social? Like every brings a factory sealed box to exchange? Heck, maybe even like a secret Santa where they’re all in a pile, and you can pick a new one and/or steal. We can even wrap them so you know which one you brought and not to grab that one.

There's a #LunarEclipse tonight! If you're in the dark region here, and if you have a view of the Moon at the right time, you'll see the eclipse. Check www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/luna... for more info and timings for the eclipse in your location. (Here on the East Coast, totality peaks around 3am.)

Tonight: come on out to Family Karaoke on Goodnight Lane to hear @jacenrkohler.net summarize on about the Gnews since our last meeting followed by Ceej speak on “Interrogation approaches for personal opsec (and understanding people)“

🚨CODE RED: Our Computer Science the Fun Way Humble Bundle just broke containment! 18 popular CS books, you decide the price. Proceeds support @eff.org. www.humblebundle.com/books/comput...

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

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Ok this is nuts but we urgently need #USAID witnesses for TODAY 2/26: Marocco has stated that the USG cannot make all of the payments by midnight tonight. The lawyers need people who can refute (can be anonymous) and make the case that these payments CAN move! Contact [email protected]

If you're a veteran cheering on Medicaid cuts, don't. They're coming for your benefits next.

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].

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