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jackaxton.bsky.social
Occasional streamer of Star Citizen and a guy who enjoys D&D Laserdiscs, air hockey, bad jokes, bad movies, and other buffoonery. Can be found here if you care: https://www.youtube.com/@JackAxton
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Buying more N scale locomotives so I never have to pay taxes again.

I swear every time I go back to my hometown it gets a little shittier, so in the interest of preservation I don't think I'll be going back.

1988 Toyota MR2 Supercharged. Proud to call this one mine. As soon as the rain clears it's T Tops out and Thin Lizzy on the radio.

Be the chaos you want to see in the world.

Looking at @amplitudestudios.bsky.social 's Humankind after the Civ 7 release.

I should have realized I would never connect with my mother politically when we watched Chicken Run together and her takeaway from that was that she should start a chicken farm.

Tell me you didn't read the bible without telling me you didn't read the bible.

I was going to say that our current government looks a lot like Clowns Without Borders but I looked it up and turns out that's a real organization and they've done far more good in this world than this administration ever will.

Once a crazy lady told me that demons had taken over all the churches and they were walking around the world by the thousands in human skin and I'm beginning to suspect she wasn't actually crazy.

The hardest thing about cooking is him.

And so the Dread Winter begins.

"Like be a man and buy me this, you know?" -Overheard from two girls in the Lego section looking at the Lego flower sets. Anyone dating a lady, you know what to do.

Not a care in the world.

Here I am, making spaghetti at 7AM because I have lost all control of my life.

Saw Nosferatu tonight. Or maybe I didn't, because filmmakers have forgotten what lighting is and telling a visual story means the audience needs to see what the hell is going on.

I couldn't help myself now I gotta go find them all and do silly things.

Trainbots Getsuei and Suiken! What a Christmas!

Idea: A Fast and Furious style movie where a vampire becomes bored with "life" and only feels excitement when street racing, until his extreme tendencies and need for speed make him a menace to the racing community and he must be hunted down. I present to you, NOSferatu.