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bro we get it you apply sap

this game is so me-coded it's absurd this is the stupidest pun i've seen in a while

game conferences

(monster train 2 spoilers) baby's first infinite! time to spend 30 minutes here to make sure I win the run 🙃

when you find out your goat washed 😔

every single deltarune post is "OMG DON'T READ IF U DON'T WANT MAJOR SPOILERS!!! HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW MY MIIIIIIND" and it's yet another Blorble Spoinko talking through a default RPG maker text box which explains that they're actually satan reincarnated i think i'm too old for this. y'all have fun!

You hear about buoyancy but never guirlancy

happy pride, y'all

finally rolled the credits on monster train 2, what a game \o/

I'm glad this video was somehow still able to happen despite all the garbage the staff at @polygon.com have gone through. Please give it a watch and support independent games media.

i was inspired to dust off the cobwebs in the pursuit of shitposting again

i take back everything bad i've said about MT2, that final final battle was AMAZING Literally just The Last Divinity fight except a million times better. Not stupidly difficult, by no means a pushover, and getting there is a super hard challenge. god this game is so GOOD

sometimes you can slow down monster train 2 to understand all the triggers that are happening sometimes you get a turn like this though game actions just be occurring

the consistent fatal flaw of all hero shooters is that none of them are team fortress 2, with the sole exception of team fortress 2, which instead suffers from being team fortress 2

WOW this feels out of place monster train 2 is great for many reasons but uh this just feels weird

what do you MEAN zachtronics are back and they're making another puzzle game

was 10% off, now 4% off thanks steam

yolopilled swagmaxxing

aren't those the same thing

I just had my "oh, AI is going to ruin us as a species" moment Got a random DM from someone with a "card idea" for a game I play... but their idea does not fit into the game at all, had zero coherency, and was just total AI slop. Here's their pitch vs an actual card from the game for comparison

people are not used to vowels

okay, how has no-one tried this before: you can change the "animationspeed" setting in the diceysettings.json file. Normally it's a decimal between 0 and 1 but you can make it faster and uhhhh