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my name is madison as a child, I yearned for the dicey dungeons

state based actions? no, these actions seem rather cringe

just discovered that "tri-state area" is actually the name of a region and not just something that Phineas and Ferb invented

it annoys me that the fastest single episode Dicey Dungeons speedrun (except a puzzle episode) is 4 minutes and 1 second... and was 4 years ago surely sub 4 is possible? I should get back to speedrunning

do you ever see something so awful, so horrendous, that it somehow gives you inspiration during your darkest moments? knowing that despite all your self-loathing, you know you can be better than the travesty you just witnessed? well i just went to see the minecraft movie earlier, so yeah

sigh

the switch 2 is going to fail purely because it's easy to make the "i want to switch 2 a different console!!!" joke

you could buy 5.3 copies of Dicey Dungeons for the price of a single switch 2 game or 5 copies of Rogue Voltage or 4 copies of Cobalt Core or 8x Luck be a Landlord or 10x Cube Chaos or 16x Nubby's Number Factory or 1 of each of these games. and still have 4$ left over indies are good, buy them

You could buy the new Mario Kart...or you could buy 8 copies of Maze Mice, coming to Early Access on May 2nd! MazeMice.com

i wish they'd do a Nintendo Indirect. just vaguely gesture about things they might be doing

"is this real???" not today it isn't

hey they added you to nubby's number factory

happy "make americans think "oh shit, it's mother's day???" before they google and find that it's a different date in britland" day

found myself using "die" as the singular of "dice" earlier. i'm slipping, i need to play more dicey dungeons

BREAKING: Gandalf the Grey & White, the Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, the Power Rangers, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, Hulk Hogan star in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

every single AAA game is "we now use 64 TB of ram, require 8 SSDs of space to be installed on, and make your graphics card catch fire, so we can render every single leaf (and look identical to games that released in 2015)" can we stop with graphics please

accidentally clicked on a balatro video on youtube. my next 4 weeks will be dedicated to clicking "not interested" on every single video that takes up space in my suggestions feed

the "why isn't this singleplayer game that released a decade ago getting updates??? game dead?????" mentality needs to die games can be finished!!! we need to normalize releasing a game -> releasing a couple of bugfix patches at most -> moving on

we used to have web forums and now everyone just uses FREE promoted Quest Adventure Challenge: Watch this [ADVERT] to WIN (rent) Spongo Mascot Dog for 1 week in Video Game it's more convenient because everyone uses it but ugh

idk how else to describe the latest overwatch heroes but: * Hazard feels like a Paladins champ (positive) * Freja feels like a Paladins champ (derogatory)

the amount of people talking about Invincible saying "well, Viltrum doesn't seem so bad? why doesn't earth just join the empire???" says a lot about the current political landscape

Luck be a Landlord is part of a discounted bundle with Nubby's Number Factory! It's a fantastic plinko-style roguelike. Check it out!

bluesky has entered its "fucking with the UI for no reason" phase, woo yay

I think it's fair to say that with its 15th update, Rogue Voltage has reached its post-modern phase of module design😅 "Module Drop VI" just shipped on the main and beta branch store.steampowered.com/news/app/149...

I wonder if we'll ever be ready for the conversation that the phenomenon of "Not recommended, 759.5 hours played" steam reviews isn't necessarily because gamers are weird, but because a lot of games are designed to be addictive and numbing, but not necessarily very fun.

literally the ONLY thing i have heard about Monster Hunter: The New One is that if you want health bars you are weak and will not survive the winter out of context this is hilarious (i know zero about the game)