jackeea.bsky.social
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This is a strange fish
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the line between "obviously sarcastic, way too on-the-nose post" and "a reform candidate's genuine manifesto" is too thin nowadays
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I am powerless to make the internet better but I can absolutely make it worse
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iconic
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i knew the breakup was going to be catty but this is just insane
who's going to get grok in the divorce?
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i wanted to get this to oneshottable levels but I didn't have an hour to spare
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I haven't seen any games advertised like that (yet?), but "gridless" made the phrase "gridless sudoku" instantly pop into my head
Which is probably a sign that it's not a great buzzword to use?
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when I say "I'm doing well" this is what I mean
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it's took me 30 hours to get 1 of these, so if my math is right I've got another 5370 hours to go
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day 1 of factoring "day X of factoring xkcd"
31 is prime
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Pretty sure Tarrant Gunville is the protagonist of an early 2000s FPS game
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I wish Maro's Gone Nuts was legal in standard
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Is the demonym for people from here "Canadianian"?
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always extrapolate to the extreme as though you're Excel trying to parse a date
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Time to dust off the Fact Batteries!
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the inscryption event feels a lot better at least
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a failed eggsperiment
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They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin' gators trans
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I miss when handhold consoles were actually a thing. Sure, it's easier to bring a Switch with you than a PS5, but that thing's still not going to fit in your pocket
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I have respect for Wikipedia actually stating that 315 comes before 316 and comes after 314.
This is the sort of academic rigour that LLMs just don't have
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generating the art - sure, whatever, you don't want to pick up a pencil and want the rainforests to burn. Screw you but I can understand that.
but asking AI for YOUR IDEAS???? Are you even a functioning human at this point. Where's your spark, your "ooh, I could do that", your goddamn imagination
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you might as well make a Dicey Dungeons mod, except instead of actually having a human soul and any spark of imagination - asking chatgpt to generate some vague slop
and trying to implement crap like "Rerolls all of your d8s, giving a 20% chance to critically hit and slay an additional foe"
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Like, my brain goes ding at the idea of making custom cards/characters/etc. Why would you ask AI to do that? Ideas are the fun part!!!!!
Card descriptions are small, why would you ask AI to generate like 2 lines of text. And why would you send this to a random person like you're proud of it, ugh
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The "pitch" they gave was so far off what an actual card does. A wall of text that's ~4 times longer than any other card in the game? The only stats being an (INCONSISTENT) mana cost and an obviously wrong health?
Also this is apparently a veteran player. Did they not read their "idea"?
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I hope this isn't so precise that you need to get your jumps egg-xactly right
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I remember filling up my PSP save slots for Crisis Core and getting really worried that I'd missed something
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The other half is going "no, we're not lying to you, people just are really bad at probability"
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This should 1000% not be allowed IMO, it feels like an exploit - you can't get this without editing game files
a lot of the game is the combat animations, waiting for the AI to make its move; cutting that out easily snips off like 20% of your run time