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Average sports thinker. Idiotic movie lover. Occasional bedwetter.
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submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Yea… I’m good 😭

submitted 4 days ago • 352 comments

Everyone puts things like "Loving husband and father" on their gravestone. What a sad way to sum up an entire life. What about "Hard working employee"

submitted 117 days ago • 171 comments

Aaron Judge just obliterated a baseball

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Cup Final is off the goddamn RAILS

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Breaking Roland Garros kayfabe a bit to see the box behind with baseline populated with Dustin Hoffman and a rictus-grinning David Zaslav.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

OBSCENE point from the tennis dudes just now

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Zverev/Djokovic is a real “couldn’t be a nicer guy” match up.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

These scenarios on Wheel are the only real reason to watch legacy TV anymore. This is my mana.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

In a *loaded* release year, this might be what I’m most excited about.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a war right now on Philipe Chatrier. Punch, counter punch for almost 2 hours. Shelton needs to finally execute on one of these chances if he wants to go the distance. Juan Carlos Ferrero wears the worst hats.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

imagine being loved and accepted for who you are like this wow

submitted 28 days ago • 49 comments

I’ll never forget.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments