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writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear. ✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.
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Yeah.

John Wick just thinks the world just revolves around him, doesn’t he?

Did Ween commission this?

Pride Month so far: Jonathan Joss is murdered in a disgusting hate crime and the Navy intentionally announces they are changing the name of the USNS HARVEY MILK. America... now more than ever... David Lynch's words ring loudly. "Fix your hearts or die." This cannot be our normal.

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For anyone who might wonder what my day job is, I helped to make this weird thing happen.

My Frollies and I saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe…

Honoring the passing of my grandfather by not trimming my eyebrows so they look as crazy as his did.

Groomer went rogue and gave Spock the Dr. Eggman.

New favorite shirt just dropped.

Michael Cera is so brave. I don’t think I’d ever be able to come out of the Criterion Closet.

Happy Friyay, y’all!

It’s fucked up to be this exhausted and thinking this but what I wouldn’t give for a little lockdown rn.

Luna loves watching movies. She gave The Empire Strikes Back 5 out of 5 paws.

So you're trying to tell me they made these laughs at a factory?

One week until I can brag to my nephew that I have a Switch 2 because I have adult money.

That Bill Callahan level is a tough one.

Tickets for Music Box of Horrors 2025 acquired!

To be clear, I love it still and it makes me laugh in shorts weather.

I was reminded of this amazing little song I was obsessed with in 2011. Prizes (f/k/a Treasures) only put out a few songs before calling it quits. For those who enjoy Washed Out, Memory Tapes, and other 2010s chillwave bands, this song is worth your time.

One of my favorite memories from our recently family beach trip was when my brother-in-law was cooking dinner while listening to a marching band cover of Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing.”

The worst time to realize you’ve got “cum” on your leg is after the tattoo is finished. (A true story.)

This record will always take me back to the time I took a weed pill on an Amtrak and did not realize how strong it would be and I watched the Midwest unravel with my forehead pressed against the window.

Our pup Luna loves watching movies. Last night, we watched Enter The Dragon for the first time. She gave it 5 out of 5 bones.