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jacksonnative.bsky.social
Police Sergeant in Seymour's Bay, New Jersey.
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Me: brushes teeth twice, flosses, uses waterpik, rinses with mouthwash Dentist, 1 hour later: "Have you been flossing? I found this chicken bone between your molars

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[opens the feel like shit app] hey why do i feel like shit

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Some electronics companies have been increasing their prices as tariffs take hold. A $149 item I've been considering buying from Anker, one of the companies, mentioned, just jumped to $179 at Best Buy and other retailers. Welcome to the Republican Tariffs.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday was opening day for the new season of Carpenter Bee Tennis.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It's been almost 100 days, and the Deep State has been very quiet. I bet they're planning something really big!

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[Dog, to me] Stop trying to make fetch happen.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

[Putin, rummaging through a purse] I wonder why she had all this cash.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I can verify that I am the actual Sergeant Bosco from the TV show "Bob's Burgers".

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

It's come to this. Stuff Magazine. About your stuff.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I asked my doctor for Tremfya, but I didn't tell her I had an infection. AITA

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The other day at work someone asked me my opinion about an important business matter. I had no idea things were that bad.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Remember: It's not "Trump Tariffs" it's "Republican Tariffs". Trump is not destroying your 401(k) and pensions, Republicans are. Republicans, not Trump.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Waiting for the Deep State to interfere and fix all this: Day 78

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It's not the Trump Tariffs - it's the Republican Party Tariffs. It's not the DOGE cuts - it's the Republican Party Cuts. It's not Elon Musk - it's the Republican Party. It's not the DOJ kidnapping people - it's the Republican Party. Don't let the party off the hook. They want and own this.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Don't let Trump hide behind Musk as if helpless to act, and don't let Republicans hide behind Trump, as if helpless or afraid to act. They are a part of the same group, initiating and defending each action. From now on, don't say Trump, DOGE, Musk, or DOJ. Say "Republican Party".

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Democratic leaders act like time travelers afraid to do anything that might change the future

submitted 29 days ago • 90 comments

I can never remember which is the numerator and which is the dividentrix #math

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I think Trump's 15% tariff on Gilligan's Island is a little harsh.

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Kroger: Canadian Maple Syrup $10.00 US Maple Syrup: $9.00 US gov't: 25% tariff on Canadian Maple Syrup. Kroger: Canadian Maple Syrup $12.50 US Maple Syrup: $9.00 Two hours later... Kroger: Canadian Maple Syrup $12.50 US Maple Syrup: $11.50 ----- [edited from prev post]

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I'm not worried about the DOGE bros rewriting the SSA software. What they want to do can't be done. AI will be no help. If all they want to do is destroy what's there, they don't need AI for that.

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I remember the good old days when billionaires bragged about being job *creators*

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Vance started the day doing zoo research, such as learning the difference between crocodiles and alligators, and streaming multiple videos of pandas humping.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Waiting for the Deep State to interfere and fix all this: Day 63

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49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

submitted 67 days ago • 26 comments