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Angry stoned leftist using music, drugs, and guillotines to cope with end-stage capitalism
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@davidepike.bsky.social Hi David. Thanks for the follow.

This but decapitated #sharpentheguillotines

Good, this bitch deserves to go blind. So do all of the MAGAts. πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»

There's a pattern here.

UK Subs detained

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Apparently I love Finland πŸ’™πŸ©΅

So like when we're in Pandemic 2: Bird Flu Boogaloo we can accurately pinpoint where it all started to go wrong

Shame.

I don’t remember voting for the richest person in the world. And here we are.

Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants. Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this. Do not.

The Trump administration is admitting in court the men they sent to a hard labor El Salvador prison included innocent men with no criminal record who they grabbed without a warrant… and they’re claiming because the don’t know much about them they can deny them due process. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

It only took two months.

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#TeslaTakedown

Corruption is the word of the day

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Does anyone know where I can sign up to be one of those paid protesters? Like do I need to know George Soros personally, or what? I could use some extra cash to finish purchasing my guillotine supplies.

And we’re coming with guillotines

BREAKING: Steelers decline contract with Aaron Rodgers. GM states, β€œThere’s only room in western PA for one ego-driven narcissistic disappointment who skips practice and believes in conspiracy theories and that’s @johnfetterman.com . He has consumed all of our cap space.” #johnfetterman

NEBRASKA CROWD: β€œTAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!” @USRepMikeFlood: β€œSo your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?” NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY* (not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

getting my citizenship revoked for having too many dank memes saved on my phone

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🎡 Like a deer in the headlights 🎡 🎡 Frozen in real time 🎡 🎡 I'm losing my mind 🎡

I would have stayed up there.

Even better when it’s horrible things happening to horrible people. #sharpentheguillotines

At the heart of every attack on disability benefits is the myth disabled people β€œget perks”: a free car, loads of cash, a life off work. It misrepresents the reality of disability, whilst exploiting low wages and high living costs to make the public envy people in daily pain.

🚨 Trump just illegally fired the two democratic FTC commissioners… www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

I’ll take projection for 500

"I should be the leader. I’m sort of the orchestra leader. And I have a lot of talent in that orchestra.” - Chuck Schumer, The View

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Gooood morning sinners~! πŸ™ƒ