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Defeating the Blair Witch's tricks with the humble Agent Orange

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Literally shared the bit about how "it's up to me how many bedrooms there are in my house" with my neighbour yesterday and it made us closer

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reassuring my friend who's checking in on me yeah man, I think I need to just go viral

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They had both "Twotopia" and ZooTwopia" there and they still messed it up

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i love it when outside puts on “10 hours rain sounds to fall asleep to”

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Randy Pitchford says a true fan would easily find $80 to pay for Borderlands 4 because it’s not like we live back in medieval times Google “Randy Pitchford Medieval Times” for more info

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Woah! This guy was an artistic genius when I was a 15 year old studying Media for the first time, but everything about him somehow became increasingly insufferable the older we both get!! It must be industry factors. I'm sure there's no other correlation

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I have always maintained that Bluetooth is the seediest form of file transfer. Nothing of value or honour has been delivered after the phrase "can you Bluetooth that to me"

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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

submitted 9 days ago • 47 comments

Was trying to say "no worries" or "all good!" at the same time & accidentally said "all worries!" to someone that definitely did not need to hear that

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

There has to be a correlation between the 70s / 80s Aussie action film boom & petrol costing about 78 cents a litre

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Did you know: a grammatical error saved Hemingway's career? His famous poem was originally "For Sale: Baby. Shoes Never Worn." and it was about how frustrated he was getting with his fussy fashion-conscientious baby

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Gonna watch Mulholland Drive on this

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Enjoying a "Ploughman's Quesadilla" (cheese singles in a tortilla)

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(guys seeing Superman walking towards them) it's a dog! it's a car!!

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The US Navy discovering that there's a big military vehicle mixup & that the Air Force has also smashed 4 boats while trying to fly them

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lollypop guild guy gets swept away by a tornado and wakes up on a farm in black and white and Kansas. takes a nervous lick

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A hack Aussie stealing sketch ideas from overseas comedians but adding local references to throw people off the scent: "It's 3.785411784 Litres of PCP"

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in the eighties every band had an album called "Tokyo nights" where they all put on geisha stuff for the cover and the titular track would have a chorus where a robot voice said "Nintendo Sony, samurai, I see the beauty in your eyes". If you refused to do this you were shot

submitted 16 days ago • 30 comments

How come when there's an obvious joke headline everybody's wringing hands about sowing uncertainty and disinformation but when people complain about one of the real headlines being harmfully deceptive it's like "psh only idiots care about headlines, just shows you didn't read the article"

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The news keeps seeming to hint that there's a chance that one of the people who could be pope is a 45 year old Australian which is honestly distressing. I can't have a pope that watched Agro. We can't have a pope that knows who Rove is

submitted 17 days ago • 11 comments

A group of three exhausted-looking bishops slouching on a train station bench outside the conclave. All wearing sunglasses and robes from the night before, tucking into a crumpled bag of Zinger burgers

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The sound of the guy picking the top off the wine bottle & chewing it is permanently seared into my memory.

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god @tommchenry.bsky.social's stuff hits so hard

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BREAKING: Rightfully elected prime minister Anthony Albanese has been overthrown by General Dan Andrews and his paramilitary of loyalist Victorians, in an effort to fuel his Doctrine Of The Eternal Metro Tunnel Construction

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Sure, people are celebrating Dutton's demise, but let us not forget what's truly important tonight: Clive Palmer spending the GDP of an island nation to get absolutely nothing

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

-refusing how-to-vote flyer -how avoid flyer people -flyer people rejection tips -flyer people rights -can i perform citizens arrest on flyer people

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i love when i see a regular video chat in star wars because it means all those people using the hologram things were just being dramatic

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

I think you should get extra sausages for voting early. Mail them to me or something, that's for the boffins to figure our

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments