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so happy for her, go chase your dreams diva

Me when no one responds to my joke in the group chat

anyone who made an april fools joke this year has it too good

No criminal record, no gang ties, no tattoos, applied for asylum, father of a 9-year-old, government's case full of errors, sent to mega-prison anyway amp.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I just watched a clip of a proposed Indiana and Illinois land exchange the comments from the locals would lead you to believe they hate each other

the signal group chat members need to be grilled by Sean Evans over hot wings

🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

I know how much Irish people hate when people in the US, UK, or Canada talk about how they are 12% Irish, or whatever. But everybody having some Irish heritage means one thing: Irish people have a reputation as the most prolific shaggers in history. Happy St. Patrick’s Day, you rides. 😘

a new season of the traitors but it’s all the pop girlies promoting new music

CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up. Tomorrow is the cloture vote. KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️ Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill. Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.

where’s the white lotus cast suggestion box cause I have a slip of paper with Lindsay Lohan and Brenda song on it

Wendy Williams has received a perfect score on a mental capacity test, TMZ reports. These results challenge legal documents filed by her guardian who has previously claimed her condition has worsened. The results will be used in her guardianship court case.

@aoc.bsky.social: "You have a right to see your elected member of Congress... Our job is to hear from people. And if you aren't doing town halls because your own residents and members of your community are upset with what you're doing, the answer is you’ve got to own your decisions."

@aoc.bsky.social: "Listen, if your representative is not doing a town hall, give me a ring... I'll say it right here, right now: if a deep red Republican district wants to have an honest conversation, even if it's with someone they disagree with, I'm willing to do that."

Why do I keep seeing mint mobile ads 😩

All right, no more lying in bed doing nothing. Time to get up, go to my office desk, and do nothing there!

big weekend for Ellen green

big weekend for Susie toot

big weekend for eddie Murphy fans

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

lady Gaga put Alan cumming in a music video stat

I follow thirst trap gays for the music recs

Disney used to make real soundtracks

Liking everyone’s post so they keep posting

I live in nyc and they’ve been code locked for years. If I have to pee I gotta run behind a library

This would be my barbenheimer. Not dave, he’s alright. I mean being front row for my boy Luigi’s movie

Alright here we go

Justin Trudeau announces he’s resigning as Canadian prime minister to focus more time on me

let Andy cohen host the Oscars

just started the Aaron Rodger’s docuseries and can confirm he’s just as uninteresting as I expected

i don’t wanna start shit but they absolutely should’ve hired Andy cohen to host wheel of fortune

you can’t convince me madam Webb isn’t the best Sony movie of all time

give Rachel the win!!!

“…but my understanding is that the Constitution leaves that question to the people’s representatives rather than to nine people, none of whom is a doctor,” hello???? Didn’t these “nine people” just deny reproductive healthcare for women everywhere????