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jadefate.bsky.social

MDNI | 22 | gender-having pronoun-user | the world is my oyster, which is why i’m allergic to shellfish | display name is a reference to The Tubes - this is not a horny account |

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youtu.be/FutvQHYDLiA?...

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damn, tesla owners are a sensitive crowd. people with money don’t like being told that they may well be a part of the problem that is corporate greenwashing. they’re so quick to gimme a “fuck you!” like dude you made a tens-of-thousands of dollars choice. no one has been forced to buy a tesla

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people who regularly post on LinkedIn are kind of deranged. like, yeah, they’re “normal” but if i left them alone with a kid, they’d start talking about optimizing resumés while talking about the bleakness of the economy and job market, while also sucking off corpo america

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king gizzard is probably my number #1 source for existential catharsis

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Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy theonion.com/man-wai...

submitted 4 days ago • 80 comments

they are playing mars for the rich at the brewery i’m at. long live king gizz

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

our problem as human being is that we are creatures preordained to optimize and operationalize everything

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These are Fort Campbell-based 101st Airborne Division soldiers escorting the Little Rock Nine in 1957. Fort Campbell is erasing its own history.

submitted 6 days ago • 129 comments

Ted Lasso is my favorite adaptation of Mary Poppins.

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

tired of seeing AI art used in memes. if i wanna see luigi mangione christened as a saint, it better be styled by an actual fucking human hand. if it looks like an AI sharted out art history being described to it, I DONT WANT IT! making AI art is not praxis uwu

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guys the armageddon death cult are bringing us one step closer to complete and utter apocalypse. what’s up with that?

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i come back to this one pretty often. makes me cry, feel soul-free, etc. love king gizzard for all they provide💜 youtu.be/whV8WGOv5GM?...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the rage of a thousand “fuck off and die” statements live in my head. choosing empathy is tough yall, too many brown shirts and red hats running around posing as having human souls

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on my way to save the country brb

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

avoid flowery writing bc it attracts literary bees that WILL sting you and tell you why your uneven use of meter is cringe

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

shrugs shoulders ankle biting kiddywinks will be ankle biting kiddywinks

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

the New York & Detroit performances of “You Can Be Your Silhoutte” live in my head rent free. i love my gender-affirming gizzverse

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

poetry in motion fr

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guys the bartender commented on my king gizz hat and i didn’t go into gizzuit missionary mode. i think i’m allowed one future gizzrant (as a treat)

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i need to make a shirt or a pin or just SOMETHING that says “so, have you ever heard of king gizzard and the lizard wizard?” bc i CANNOT keep being aloud to say this anytime i meet someone new

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

the splatter of the engine and the creaking of the skeleton composing a requiem i’m frightened (damn stuart that do be describing how the end of days is sounding like rn we truly are the flight b741)

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