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jakalope.bsky.social
they named the grocery store after me
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Genuinely how is this what search engines are now? You had it right! Every search engine now has a section that's just "also, we had a computer hallucinate an incorrect answer for you! Is this what you wanted?"

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While I appreciate the sentiment you should probably put “bathroom” somewhere near the door

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Better luck next time if you didn't make the cut

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all this news got my dick turtlin

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I actually have this, theres a gauge on my right thigh that tracks stuff like hunger, piss, bloodlust, etc

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Filling your friends toilet tank with marinara sauce to make them think they have been cursed

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Do mummys have all that toilet paper for pooping or for cumming?

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Finding a folder on the public library computer called "memes for if Joe Biden wins the 2028 election" and it's all 6 Terminator films and all 39 episodes of Terminator universe television shows with Joe Biden deepfaked onto different characters, with seemingly no other changes

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What do you think the Chinese army that liberates us is going to do with all of the chuck e cheeses

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what if cats and dogs had hooves

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A centrist that is committed to replacing cops with librarians but the librarians still shoot your dog

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ME: This is all I have. Bluesky. I'm just a loser nobody who writes these stupid little posts. And for $500 you can give me lethal injection and watch me die. DAMON: I'm out. KEVIN: I'm out. MARK: I'm out. ROBERT: I've read your posts... And for that reason, I'm out. BARBARA CORCORAN: $250.

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A triathlon should be ping pong, fucking, and landing a tre flip down a 10 stair

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