jakalope.bsky.social
they named the grocery store after me
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almost every beatles song is about all three
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He was famously hung.
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one day it will stay dark forever, every sunrise is a gift
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reading this in her accent
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That's dope I'm actually spinning over 1000+1, but Im really happy for you
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@moderation.bsky.app Lisa Jean is participating in targeted harassment, I don't think they are a safe user to be around
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squirts father
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they will wait until 5th grade to embrace their mechanical chrysalis - just like I did, and my father did, and his father before him
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NOT IN MY HOUSE
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youtu.be/khLbry7l0Ss?...
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Equally excited for the stream itself and the first normal stream after it where we get to hear about all of the bonkers behind-the-scenes stuff I'm sure this is requiring
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The Rams play in los Angeles jon
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The opposite of "immovable object meeting unstoppable force" is Stefan trying to shoot JF with a bow and arrow
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meanwhile, mom doesn't return phone calls for 3 days
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Local non-profit during first year of COVID had to send out updated policies because someone hit their bong during an all-staff zoom call and it wasn't technically against any rules
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It won't happen again, I'm on a new medicine
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db is looking great!
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Very important to see if "believing in believe" will protect you from the depths of human depravity!
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Sin*
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You'll go to hell if you do it unfortunately, no way to approach this in the ways you'd like without unpardonable son :(
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Is that why you wear those shirts
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Patton Oswalt got me so good
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the tree and egg shaped chocolates are the only thing that makes it worth it to be alive
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Pantless judge with all his shit out and it's leaking everywhere: "OVERRULED!"
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Just a whole lot of laying down
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We must be using the bathroom differently if your turds are equal
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then what the hell is spurting from it