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jakedsnake.bsky.social
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Are tariffs born with a penis?

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Good thing I can’t save money because cost of living is so high that way I don’t have to worry about my nonexistent investments tanking

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It wasn’t me that just wiped a booger on the cat

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This is one of those rare times where I’d rather keep $50 than watch an aew ppv

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Piss off Ruby

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Keep fucking protesting those fascist fucks

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Best part is they are still obeying traffic signals

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Created a Dynasty football account if you are interested in talking dynasty. Dynasty-dude-Jake here on Bluesky

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If Jericho wins this match so help me…

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Who knew that using mid card cast offs as main eventers wouldn’t work

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Hey Burger King, why the fuck would I want a spicy drink?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Unsuccessful 30+ year old streamers/content creators are like that old guy who’s still in bands with kids in their early 20s. Delusionally thinking they just need a big break to be discovered. Much like old band guy they are still mooching off the women in their lives.

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*dismissive wanking motion*

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I haven’t been paying attention to the news. I was confused why everyone was talking about Booker. Just assumed Booker T did/said something stupid.

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👍

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I’m not wild about PUP’s other 2 teaser tracks, but man is Hallways a good tune

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He’s the political equivalent to Carrot Top

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Being the perpetually early person meeting up with the perpetually late person and never learning to just show up late when meeting with them.

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April fools jokes are the lowest form of comedy “I lied to you and you believed it you stupid asshole!!!”

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I’ve also started browsing vintage stereo equipment on marketplace. I’m playing a dangerous game.

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I’m at the point in my life where I’m looking at 4 slice toasters on Amazon

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I’m doing my 4th startup draft of the offseason right now. I think I might have a problem…

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Kyle Fletcher is like if young Randy Orton gave a shit

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This I what happens when two Canadians have a confrontation

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i’m losing it

submitted 13 days ago • 534 comments

Someone listens to behind the bastards

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I saw a guy at the grocery store who was wearing a bam bam bigelow shirt and I wanted to befriend him until I realized I don’t want to talk to someone in a bam bam bigelow shirt.

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In America car drives you!

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People are giving teslas fentanyl?!?!!!

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Just realized I forgot to take my meds this morning. Looks like I’m raw dogging the rest of the day

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The irony that these people probably don’t believe in natural selection either.

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