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jakemhs.bsky.social
Yankees, other sports, cats, parenting, anything funny or interesting.
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what if we kissed at crappy's

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

lol I am sick again right after getting over the flu, please kill me

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

currently wearing a hoodie my FIL gave me in 2018, it is falling apart but remains the comfiest/warmest thing I own

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

wow juan soto homered today. fascinating. i'm definitely not in the early stages of a season-long meltdown

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

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OK fine I'll be the new pope

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Idk how you have a child with Ol Musky and expect him to care about them

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Kiddo climbed this chair by herself and scared the crap out of me

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

c3po: No i do not know what bofa is. r2d2: [bleeping] c3po: how rude!!

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Me in about two hours

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this show used to be funnier, i swear

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

@theamitie.bsky.social @dreamland.ing What time should we start driving from Santa Barbara for a 4pm start at Dodger Stadium? 11?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Well I'm glad the Yankees are being inclusive

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

SOURCE: the Horace Greeley will be the only permitted beard style for Yankees

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

I just booked a flight using my phone so I'm pretty sure I no longer qualify as a Millennial

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He was already the president! How does this keep happening

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

All it took was one year of seeing a clean-shaven Alex Verdugo and the Yankees reversed course. The world thanks you, Alex.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

OH MY GOD THIS IS REAL

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Overtime and I have to go to bed I hate the east coast

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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(sustained booing, trash flies)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Wellllllllllll RIP

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I don't understand being more scared of a train than of being in a car. You have to be near perfect driving a car and also hope that everyone else is. On the train I can do a crossword puzzle.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

What leaving real school at age 14 or so does to a mf

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