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Dear diary, today my daughter learned about werewolves and is running around the house howling at the moon

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I haven't heard of any of today's Yankees pitchers. Go Yanks.

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@londonicro.bsky.social 👁️

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Just rig the poll, Vern

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I'm not a government employee but I AM an Emails Job Guy and let me tell you: there's a reason I don't quickly respond to emails from outside my organization that are assigning me random homework, and that reason isn't "I'm doing so little work"

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VENOM (2018)

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what if we kissed at crappy's

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lol I am sick again right after getting over the flu, please kill me

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currently wearing a hoodie my FIL gave me in 2018, it is falling apart but remains the comfiest/warmest thing I own

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wow juan soto homered today. fascinating. i'm definitely not in the early stages of a season-long meltdown

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OK fine I'll be the new pope

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Idk how you have a child with Ol Musky and expect him to care about them

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Kiddo climbed this chair by herself and scared the crap out of me

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c3po: No i do not know what bofa is. r2d2: [bleeping] c3po: how rude!!

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Me in about two hours

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this show used to be funnier, i swear

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@theamitie.bsky.social @dreamland.ing What time should we start driving from Santa Barbara for a 4pm start at Dodger Stadium? 11?

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Well I'm glad the Yankees are being inclusive

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SOURCE: the Horace Greeley will be the only permitted beard style for Yankees

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I just booked a flight using my phone so I'm pretty sure I no longer qualify as a Millennial

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He was already the president! How does this keep happening

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Dear diary, today my daughter learned about werewolves and is running around the house howling at the moon

I haven't heard of any of today's Yankees pitchers. Go Yanks.

@londonicro.bsky.social 👁️

Just rig the poll, Vern

I'm not a government employee but I AM an Emails Job Guy and let me tell you: there's a reason I don't quickly respond to emails from outside my organization that are assigning me random homework, and that reason isn't "I'm doing so little work"

VENOM (2018)

what if we kissed at crappy's

lol I am sick again right after getting over the flu, please kill me

currently wearing a hoodie my FIL gave me in 2018, it is falling apart but remains the comfiest/warmest thing I own

wow juan soto homered today. fascinating. i'm definitely not in the early stages of a season-long meltdown

OK fine I'll be the new pope

Idk how you have a child with Ol Musky and expect him to care about them

Kiddo climbed this chair by herself and scared the crap out of me

c3po: No i do not know what bofa is. r2d2: [bleeping] c3po: how rude!!

Me in about two hours

this show used to be funnier, i swear

@theamitie.bsky.social @dreamland.ing What time should we start driving from Santa Barbara for a 4pm start at Dodger Stadium? 11?

Well I'm glad the Yankees are being inclusive

SOURCE: the Horace Greeley will be the only permitted beard style for Yankees

I just booked a flight using my phone so I'm pretty sure I no longer qualify as a Millennial

He was already the president! How does this keep happening

All it took was one year of seeing a clean-shaven Alex Verdugo and the Yankees reversed course. The world thanks you, Alex.

OH MY GOD THIS IS REAL

Overtime and I have to go to bed I hate the east coast

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