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We're so fucked.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Mark Hamill I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

urethra rats. urethrats. buy one get one free. in ur urethra. they're urethra rats.

submitted 13 hours ago • 19 comments

This is so cool. I love living like this. I think we should run the country like a lonely and confused 74yo's Facebook feed—same concerns, same level of attention to detail, same approach to problem-solving.

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

No this was five years ago

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH THE ANDOR SEASON 2 TRAILER

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Halo season 1 and 2 are now streaming on netflix. WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING....

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

holy shit we breaching containment LMAO

submitted 11 days ago • 102 comments

"Rings of Power is too slow" my brother in christ the south lands turned into mordor, the three, the seven and the nine were forged, Eregion fell and now in season 3 we are getting the one ring, this shit is fast as fuck, we may be getting the fall of numenor with still one whole season to spare

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I'm Sauron the dark lord, u can tell cause I be RE ordering and RE habilitating middle-earth like I'm RE tarded

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Lib swamp incoming

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Can Donald Trump sign an executive order to have the person who designed Halo warthog driving controls summarily executed? And also the person who made the final mission in Halo 1. Drag them through the street like Mussolini.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Me, looking at this while covering the right side of my screen with my hand: Based omg based so based

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Signs is one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen and I don't know if I'll ever understand the hype for it.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

any economists here that can help me understand why the world's richest man might want to kill the consumer financial protection bureau

submitted 17 days ago • 76 comments

I am going to kill myself

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

"opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits" for when your newspaper wants to make a fascist coup sound like a fun motocross adventure

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

Donald Trump should choke to death I think

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Started rereading Alan Moore’s Swamp Thing and that shit really is that good goddamn

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

I don't think critique of the prequels was "taxation and trade routes are not important in the world" I think it was more like "human beings don't talk like this" and "why is every shot completely lifeless and static"

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe it's just me but I swear the Master Chief collection still runs like balls. What do you mean I'm dropping frames on my series x trying to run HALO 2???? This game is OLDER THAN ME. Fuck you

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Reddit is super useful but I get the sense that the people who post there often are actual troglodytes

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Feel like pure shit just want her back

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Reading theory

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

so many people warned about exactly this for years and major papers preferred to publish scare pieces about trans girls playing sports

submitted 30 days ago • 34 comments

Wait ... Balatro is just a poker sim? Ew gross why

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submitted 40 days ago • 70 comments

I'm taking this camera lens away from him

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

CATCH DONALD TRUMP DOING SOMETHING HYPOCRITICAL TO FILL THE HYPOCRISY BAR ABOVE HIS HEAD. WHEN THE BAR IS FULL HE WILL STOP BEING PRESIDENT

submitted 30 days ago • 314 comments

James Gunn I'm gonna need you to stop doing whatever the fuck this is

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

It's crazy how nerds managed to gaslight so many of u into thinking this was a bad suit design. Are you fucking insane

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

child abuse begets authoritarians, who then see the world as a place where abuse is not only justified but necessary. that's why they keep using physical child abuse as metaphor!

submitted 32 days ago • 53 comments

Amazing, he owns twitter yet nothing he does can make him a poster. He will never be a poster. He cannot post.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Rings of Power is so awesome I love that Adar is just constantly complimenting the men around him and unambiguously calling them beautiful to their faces, why can't more villains have this sauce

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them

submitted 35 days ago • 498 comments

After the USA finally dies

submitted 35 days ago • 10 comments

America has fallen.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing ever happens.

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submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I love post-apocalyptic tik tok cause it means all your favourite posters can go mask off, I have been following this one girl who made funny vr clips for years and then out of fucking nowhere her last post is her telling us "peaceful protests aren't enough" followed by the speech from Andor

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

So Fede Alvarez says he improved the effect for the bluray release and I'm thinking... trash vs garbage?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Do not forget that Biden and his ilk could've easily forced a ceasefire months ago by refusing weapons to Israel. While I'm happy that a ceasefire has been reached, these fuckers don't deserve a single clap. Too much blood on their hands.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments