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jakeyapp.bsky.social
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I keep getting so stressed trying to remember the old-fashioned word for a cold and then I think to myself just chill

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Well, @j1jem.bsky.social is being VERY MODEST HERE as the creator of this PHENOMENAL GAME. Give it a go #gofaster

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS AND ALL THAT but thanks Google photos for MOTION TRACKING and FISHEYE EFFECTS but I'd really love just to be able to flip my video horizontally so it isn't mirrored I FEEL LIKE I AM PROBABLY NOT ALONE IN THIS MATTER

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Just realised I think I really don't want to know what the origins of the piñata are

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Shall we just knock the whole 'train wifi' concept on the head

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Hello! Forgive my ignorance and CAN YOU HELP. Do you know of any towns or small cities in Ireland which have a progressive kind of reputation? I guess the English analogue would be places like Stroud or Lewes... Thank you!

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

OH wait wait wait WAIT I think I'm on comedy club on radio 4 extra from 10 TONIGHT

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

The dog I am sitting wishes you a good Easter, and politely reminds you to remember what it's all actually about.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

I feel confident that international cooperation to fight climate change is possible when I bear witness to the endurance of the global coalition of automatic tap manufacturers' joint agreement to dispense exactly the right amount of water to very nearly wash all the soap off

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

It's all so wild. Congress is talking about banning Chinese EVs, meaning that in ten years the Tesla, as the state-sponsored vehicle, would be the new Trabant.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Hahaha yes alright, alright

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently the US Military archive is destroying all images of the Enola Gay bomber after doing a blanket search/select all/delete job for the word 'gay'. So I guess we'll never hear about biplanes again.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Is there a word for the emotional fatigue caused by an extended trip spent exchanging pleasantries with someone you know considers you to be an arsehole?

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

You know how you shouldn't call a child 'naughty' because they will obligingly fulfill that role that you have allocated to them? Maybe we should stop calling some fairly infantile men 'nazis' too freely. Just a thought.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally taught the kid about 'your mum' jokes about a week ago. ME: Where would you like to go today...? KID: Up your mother's... ME: DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE KID: ...I did. He's making incredible progress.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Bringing back the Woolly Mammoth 🦣, a creature from the ICE AGE, into a world that is rapidly warming, feels a little insensitive.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

You know, generally, I am v grateful for my life, and wouldn't presume to wish or ask for more, but in all honesty, I'm really jealous of people who can sleep on their backs. The whole of society, from futons to aeroplane seats is designed for BACKSLEEPERS. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

I mean OBVIOUSLY home made I mean OBVIOUSLY and LOOK AT THOSE

submitted 145 days ago • 2 comments