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jakubdublininc.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood glam bear. I’ll take my top off for tacos and beer.
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I’m finally getting through A Starstruck Odyssey and I need people to stop coming in the store so I can listen to these constant lore/plot twists that Brennan just detonates

I freaked out about physical media and ordered three movies off the top of my dome. I honestly need revival houses to come back. Gatekeeping media is not what the lion of MGM wanted.

Fcf makes me wanna make out with some balls.

Well fuck. Gotta go in on my day off on my birthday tomorrow. Because folks can’t get their shit together. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool.

Had a dream that I hung out with Brennan Lee Mulligan for a weekend and he gave me his number. Woke up remembering the number and just because I’m obviously not going to call it, I googled the are code. Which is not in use according to Wikipedia. Dream Brennan swerved on me so hard. Damn.

I need less iykyk and more iydklmty. Just tell me. I’m dumb. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m not gonna google. I’m just gonna say “damn gatekeeping bitch” and forget about it.

Mustard makes a grand appearance and the true meaning of sisterhood comes through. That’s all for this finale of Dungeons and Drag Queens. See you all soon 🫶🏻

I don’t wanna work tomorrow.

A mystery bag of potions caused an hour of content. Then some STEALTH CHECK TIMES happened. That’s all for this week. Tune in next time for dungeons and drag queens

BRATTY?!

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Bad things happen because Monet was thirsty and seeking attention. That’s all for this episode of Dungeons and Drag Queens! Tune in next week for another thrilling episode!

I can’t wait until the building my shop is in catches fire. Is that tew much? Omg

If you see this post, share something green. 🤗💚

Someone wanna fund me going to TBRU? I’ll slap my balls on your face. Promise.

The ice gremlins made me squeal. That’s all for this episode of Dungeons and Drag Queens tune in next week for more.

I guess it’s back to tumblr for my mindless scrolling.

Also I can’t stress enough how much I need d20 content right now. My boss tried to yell at me for 45 minutes with me interjecting my KNOWLEDGABLE hr experience into her arguments and I’ve been mad for two days. And my QUEENS and Brennan just made me feel so much better. Thank goodness for dropout.

JuJuBee made Brennan say cock and I died. That’s all for this episode. Tune in next week for Dungeons and Drag Queens.

How many y’all played Horizon Zero Dawn? How many y’all hoping the deep lore that Elisabet Sobek is already been born? Just me? Because we honestly gonna need her and soon.

I really really hope no one comes in to my store today. I want a 0% day while being open. fuck these corps that demand we be open when no one should be out of the house unless emergencies happen. So god damn tired of capitalism. Fucking burn it down and I’ll bring marshmallows.

I have lost all concept of time.

I got gifted a vinyl player. Am I about to become a collector? Idk but this scratchy esoteric record feels cozy af and I might have a new white noise.

Seent one of my OG managers from my days at the big box electronics store. It was like that brain blaster drink from hitchhikers guide. Flooding memories and all that. Then the timeline hit and I was like FUCK THAT WAS ALMOST TEN YEARS AGO. I need a stair lift.

We’re getting there.

Top nudes of ‘24

Can I interest you in a my balls in your mouth?

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My fellow Ozians! Help me hit 1k before the clock strikes midnight! Face reveal at 1k

C’mere

I think pink looks good on me. Thoughts?