jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social
Don't follow me, I have cooties. I play Virtua Fighter and other fighting games too sometimes; I suck at them due to ADHD. Registered World's Deadliest MILF. She/Her. Avatar By @crossmirage.bsky.social
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My tiddies just too big to be contained. 😔
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I fucking hate it when my posts end up outside my circle...
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That too.
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I love being irregular.
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The pope could never rock out with her go-...nah, not even I can say that.
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Is this what it's like to be popular?
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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! I wanna be able to sleep next to my girlfriend... ðŸ˜
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This edible got me movin' like I got t-rex arms.
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I took another edible with my prog earlier, it makes it more chilllllllllll.
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Oh no, is the back of my skull melting?
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...whaaaaaaaat? What would that even do?
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My breasts bounce when I walk.
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Hyper Fighting is like a warm, cozy, comfy electric blanket that just occasionally shocks you and sometimes catches on fire.
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A Battlespire remake would be so funny, they should absolutely do that.
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It's like remaking Morrowind, but there isn't a single mushroom anywhere. It's absurd!
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He just keeps Havana-'nother beer...it's so tragic...
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For real, for real, for real, for real, for real.
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Spinch is my favorite kind of eatin' leaf, big fan of just putting it on sandwiches.
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And I'm sure they all look older than I do despite me having started college when the 360 came out.
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I do remember...and when someone tries to tell me it's a "retro console" I'm going to lay in the middle of my room and cry for a full week.
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I've been having days like that too. Just remember you're not alone out here. 🫂
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It's a real four cups of tea kinda day, eh?
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Happle brifdae! 🎂
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Hmmm...I don't know, the handbook says all women are beautiful; sorry, my hands are tied.
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Gimmie my five bux, Uncle Sam, you lazy bastard.
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All I'm saying is if you're a shlubby dorky dude and you want to be attractive...consider becoming a woman. It works.
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I mean, just imagine me with my long hair, painted nails, makeup, soft voice, and then I hand you a card and the picture on it is basically Number 21 from The Venture Bros.
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Baby blue, white, and pinkerton.
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🫡 I salute the real troops.
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youtu.be/XKdJ6DnPhzk?...
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You are just describing moments of my life right there.
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Used to be you didn't have to specify.